Price: $5.23+

Happy Birthday! In lieu of a present I will allow you to tell me about being Vegan - funny mean card

Name: Happy Birthday! In lieu of a present I will allow you to tell me about being Vegan - funny mean card
Brand: famouslastcards
SKU: 459711440
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (1174 reviews)

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Arrives soon! Get it by May 18-23 if you order today

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Handmade
Materials: card

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Lovingly handcrafted by a spoonie with a Mac and nothing else to do.

When will my card arrive?
I will make and dispatch your card with 48 hours, not including weekends. I do quite often work, print and post at weekends, but I wouldn’t want to guarantee it in case somebody invites me to a nice theme park or something.

UK
Dispatch: 1 - 2 working days
1st Class postage: 1 - 2 working days
OVERALL - 2 - 4 working days

INTERNATIONAL
Dispatch: 1 - 2 working days
International Standard: 3 - 5 working days
OVERALL - 4 - 7 working days

But I need it in a hurry!
If you’ve been a bit disorganised and forgotten your cousin’s birthday or whatever, send me a message and I’ll try and get it out for you as soon as possible. I can’t make any promises but most of the time I can get stuff out early if you need.

What happens if my card gets lost in the post?
Let me know after you’ve waited 7 working days, and I’ll endeavour to set you up with a refund or a new card.

I’ve thought of a much better caption for one of your cards/a totally new idea!
If you have an idea, and it’s a good-un, I’ll give you store credit for it. Message me. I’m the least creative person ever.

Order today to get by May 18-23
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Ships from: United Kingdom

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Yes, of course, but I will need to charge a small fee for the extra time it takes.
When you checkout you need to leave me a message with:
-the text you want inside
-an idea of the sort of font you'd like (if you mind at all)
-IMPORTANTLY whether the card is being sent to YOU or to the RECIPIENT - if it's being sent to the recipient I will send it like someone normally sends a card - ie. without a receipt and not inside plastic cellophane packaging (obviously).