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911 Dispatcher T-Shirt | Face the Coffee Not the Drama Llama Shirt | Emergency Telecommunicator Gift | Comms Center Night Shift Apparel

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A calm llama, a steaming cup of coffee, and absolutely zero interest in unnecessary drama behind the console.

This graphic T-shirt brings cozy comms room energy and dry telecommunicator humor to everyday outfits. Featuring a chill llama holding a mug paired with the motto "Face the Coffee, Not the Drama," it captures that essential 911 dispatcher mindset: keeping the chaos at a respectful distance, staying poised under pressure, and focusing on the caffeine instead of the workplace noise.

It feels right at home on the dispatch floor during a long shift, recovering on a hard-earned day off, running coffee errands, or wearing under a hoodie. Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton, it has a smooth feel and classic crew-neck fit that stays comfortable through 12-hour rotations.

A fun, relatable gift for 911 dispatchers, call takers, police and fire dispatchers, emergency telecommunicators, and comms supervisors who leave the drama on the lines and stick to their coffee.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton fabric with a smooth, durable surface
- Classic fit with a comfortable crew neckline for versatile everyday wear
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean finish and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape and resist stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified blank made with ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

AI DISCLOSURE This design was created with AI assistance. The artwork was generated from the shop owner's own prompts, then edited, lettered and finished by the shop owner.

Product information: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Shipping & return policies
  • Get it by
    Nov 13-21
  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    $2.96 to United States, 43215.

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A calm llama, a steaming cup of coffee, and absolutely zero interest in unnecessary drama behind the console.

This graphic T-shirt brings cozy comms room energy and dry telecommunicator humor to everyday outfits. Featuring a chill llama holding a mug paired with the motto "Face the Coffee, Not the Drama," it captures that essential 911 dispatcher mindset: keeping the chaos at a respectful distance, staying poised under pressure, and focusing on the caffeine instead of the workplace noise.

It feels right at home on the dispatch floor during a long shift, recovering on a hard-earned day off, running coffee errands, or wearing under a hoodie. Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton, it has a smooth feel and classic crew-neck fit that stays comfortable through 12-hour rotations.

A fun, relatable gift for 911 dispatchers, call takers, police and fire dispatchers, emergency telecommunicators, and comms supervisors who leave the drama on the lines and stick to their coffee.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton fabric with a smooth, durable surface
- Classic fit with a comfortable crew neckline for versatile everyday wear
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean finish and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape and resist stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified blank made with ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

AI DISCLOSURE This design was created with AI assistance. The artwork was generated from the shop owner's own prompts, then edited, lettered and finished by the shop owner.

Product information: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 13-21
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Ships from
    Hialeah, FL
  • Cost to ship
    $2.96 to United States, 43215

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Listed on Oct 17, 2026