Dark Humor Retro Housewife Greeting Card | Widow's Peak
Price:$7.85
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Highlights
A grieving family, a reading of the will, and one widow who seems remarkably pleased with the arrangements.
Featuring a glamorous 1950s widow sitting confidently across from the family attorney while her fellow mourners look considerably less composed, "Widow's Peak" is made for anyone who appreciates a little inheritance humor, suspicious circumstances, and a woman who knows exactly what she's worth. After all, where there's a will, there's a motive.
A premium greeting card from Domestic Disturbia: darkly funny illustrations inspired by 1950s advertising art and the quiet chaos lurking beneath a perfect domestic life.
𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: Blank, because anything you say could be used against you.
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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA
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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Birthdays
• Friendship
• Just Because
• Dark Humor Lovers
• True Crime Fans
• Murder Mystery Enthusiasts
• Anyone who appreciates a suspiciously cheerful widow
• Anyone who believes grief and financial security can coexist
• Anyone who's already picked out the curtains for their inheritance
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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
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All orders of $35+ ship free.
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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original Domestic Disturbia design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted.
© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.
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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life.
Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.
If you like this, it gets worse.
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