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George Washington Shirt, History Teacher Gift, I Didn't Cross a Freezing River for This, Funny Presidents Day Tee for American History Fans

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A tiny watercolor George Washington is unimpressed with your plans. After the famous winter crossing, he expects a little more. This sweet, sarcastic historical humor design works for history teachers, homeschool families, Revolutionary War fans, and anyone who loves a funny Fourth of July outfit.

A funny, cute George Washington gift for a history teacher, social studies teacher or anyone who loves American history.

THE STORY BEHIND IT
On Christmas night 1776, George Washington led his army across the icy Delaware River and surprised the enemy at Trenton the next morning.

Cute storybook watercolor chibi George Washington in his blue general's coat says "I didn't cross a freezing river for this." A funny history shirt for teachers, students and American history fans.
Great for the 4th of July, Presidents' Day, history class, or any day that isn't worth a winter river crossing. Makes a fun gift for a history teacher, history buff, or patriotic friend.

ABOUT THE SHIRT
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, 4.2 oz, crew neck, side-seamed
- Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather Peach and Dark Grey Heather are 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Pick your color from the color menu.

FIT
Unisex fit. Women: size down for a closer fit. Men: order your usual size.

SIZE CHART (inches, measured flat, +/- 1 in)
S: 18 wide x 28 long
M: 20 wide x 29 long
L: 22 wide x 30 long
XL: 24 wide x 31 long
2XL: 26 wide x 32 long
3XL: 28 wide x 33 long
Width is measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Length is measured from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

PRINT
Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so the ink goes into the fabric instead of sitting on top like a heavy transfer.

MADE TO ORDER AND SHIPPING
- Every shirt is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3-10 days, then your order ships by USPS.
- Ships from the US: Printify's US print provider prints and ships your order.
- FREE SHIPPING on US orders. Free shipping applies to US addresses only.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not bleach or dry clean.

GIFTING
A thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, teachers and friends. Because every shirt is made to order, please order a little early for holidays.

ABOUT HONEYMAN TEES
Honeyman Tees is a small shop started by Chris, an attorney by day who loves history and classical music. Every design is an original storybook-watercolor character from history, books, faith and the holidays.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Who is the George Washington shirt for?
It is a funny, cute gift for history teachers, social studies teachers and anyone who loves American history. The cute chibi storybook-watercolor art makes it an easy gift for birthdays, holidays and thank-yous.

What is the joke on the George Washington shirt, and what is the story behind it?
The speech bubble says: “I didn't cross a freezing river for this.” On Christmas night 1776, George Washington led his army across the icy Delaware River and surprised the enemy at Trenton the next morning.

Is the shirt printed to order, and how does shipping work?
Yes, every shirt is printed to order, so production takes 3-10 days before it ships. Shipping is free to US addresses.

AI DISCLOSURE AND PRODUCTION PARTNER
AI disclosure: This design was created with the help of AI image tools, then edited and finished by Honeyman Tees. Our production partner, Printify, prints and ships every order.

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  • Ships from: Hialeah, FL

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