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Martian Invader Shirt, Biology Teacher Gift, Conquered Earth's Armies Lost to Earth's Germs, Funny Tee for Nurses, Lab Techs and Sci Fi Fans

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Cute watercolor-style illustration of a round grey chibi Martian with big dark eyes, riding a little brass three-legged walker with hand sanitizer and a tissue: "Conquered Earth's armies. Lost to Earth's germs." Inspired by H.G. Wells's 1898 novel.
Great for biology and microbiology teachers, nurses, lab techs, classic sci-fi readers and Halloween parties. A funny germ-themed gift for anyone who never leaves the house without hand sanitizer.

This little invader made it all the way from Mars in a riveted brass walker, only to be beaten by the sniffles. He peeks out of his hooded cabin with big shiny eyes, a tissue at his beak and a pump bottle of sanitizer held tight. The watercolor-style illustration has soft grey-green and warm brass tones inside a white die-cut sticker border. A funny science shirt for biology class, the lab, the clinic and anyone who knows the smallest things win.

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Listed on 18 Oct, 2026
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