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911 Dispatcher Hoodie | Eight Alarm Mondays Octopus Sweatshirt | Emergency Telecommunicator Gift | Night Shift 911 Operator Apparel

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A bold black hoodie built for the shifts that stretch long past bedtime and the mornings that start way too early on the dispatch floor.

The colorful chest graphic brings a playful, slightly rebellious "Eight-Alarm Mondays" energy to a classic heavyweight layer—capturing that exact feeling when every line is ringing, every console is buzzing, and you feel like you need eight arms just to keep up with the mayhem.

It feels right at home during a relentless 12-hour shift, recovering on a hard-earned day off, or making an early morning coffee run before shift handover. The soft cotton-polyester fleece blend feels warm and substantial against cold comms rooms, featuring an adjustable double-lined hood and a spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm between calls.

A relatable, insider-humor gift for 911 dispatchers, call takers, police and fire dispatchers, emergency telecommunicators, and comms supervisors who tackle chaos with dark humor and coffee.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a soft, cozy feel
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² fabric for chilly days
- Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenient storage
- Classic fit with tear-away label and seamless tubular construction

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

AI DISCLOSURE:
This design was created with AI assistance. The artwork was generated from the shop owner's own prompts, then edited, lettered and finished by the shop owner.

Product information: Gildan 18500, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Shipping & return policies
  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    $5.47 to United States, 43215.

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A bold black hoodie built for the shifts that stretch long past bedtime and the mornings that start way too early on the dispatch floor.

The colorful chest graphic brings a playful, slightly rebellious "Eight-Alarm Mondays" energy to a classic heavyweight layer—capturing that exact feeling when every line is ringing, every console is buzzing, and you feel like you need eight arms just to keep up with the mayhem.

It feels right at home during a relentless 12-hour shift, recovering on a hard-earned day off, or making an early morning coffee run before shift handover. The soft cotton-polyester fleece blend feels warm and substantial against cold comms rooms, featuring an adjustable double-lined hood and a spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm between calls.

A relatable, insider-humor gift for 911 dispatchers, call takers, police and fire dispatchers, emergency telecommunicators, and comms supervisors who tackle chaos with dark humor and coffee.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a soft, cozy feel
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² fabric for chilly days
- Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenient storage
- Classic fit with tear-away label and seamless tubular construction

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

AI DISCLOSURE:
This design was created with AI assistance. The artwork was generated from the shop owner's own prompts, then edited, lettered and finished by the shop owner.

Product information: Gildan 18500, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Delivery details and policies

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    Nov 14-24
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Ships from
    Hialeah, FL
  • Cost to ship
    $5.47 to United States, 43215

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