Epicurus Shirt, Snack Lover Gift, Small Joys Mostly Snacks Some Naps, Nap Lover Tee for Homebodies and Philosophy Majors

Cute watercolor chibi Epicurus with wavy hair and a soft beard, in a green tunic and oatmeal himation, holds a bunch of grapes and a round loaf of bread: "Small joys. Mostly snacks. Some naps." Funny philosophy humor.

A funny, cute Epicurus gift for a philosophy teacher, history teacher or anyone who loves ancient Greek and Roman thinkers.

THE STORY BEHIND IT
Epicurus taught that a good life comes from simple pleasures, friendship and peace of mind, and his school met in a garden in Athens.

A fun pick for philosophy majors, teachers, book lovers, foodies, nap lovers and history buffs. A cozy gift for anyone whose life philosophy is a good snack and a long nap.

ABOUT THE SHIRT
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, 4.2 oz, crew neck, side-seamed
- Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather Peach and Dark Grey Heather are 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Pick your color from the color menu.

FIT
Unisex fit. Women: size down for a closer fit. Men: order your usual size.

SIZE CHART (inches, measured flat, +/- 1 in)
S: 18 wide x 28 long
M: 20 wide x 29 long
L: 22 wide x 30 long
XL: 24 wide x 31 long
2XL: 26 wide x 32 long
3XL: 28 wide x 33 long
Width is measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Length is measured from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

PRINT
Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so the ink goes into the fabric instead of sitting on top like a heavy transfer.

MADE TO ORDER AND SHIPPING
- Every shirt is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3-10 days, then your order ships by USPS.
- Ships from the US: Printify's US print provider prints and ships your order.
- FREE SHIPPING on US orders. Free shipping applies to US addresses only.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not bleach or dry clean.

GIFTING
A thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, teachers and friends. Because every shirt is made to order, please order a little early for holidays.

ABOUT HONEYMAN TEES
Honeyman Tees is a small shop started by Chris, an attorney by day who loves history and classical music. Every design is an original storybook-watercolor character from history, books, faith and the holidays.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Who is the Epicurus shirt for?
It is a funny, cute gift for philosophy teachers, history teachers and anyone who loves ancient Greek and Roman thinkers. Cute chibi storybook-watercolor art makes it a giftable shirt for birthdays, end-of-year thank-yous and holidays.

What is the joke on the Epicurus shirt, and what is the story behind it?
The speech bubble says: “Small joys. Mostly snacks. Some naps.” Epicurus taught that a good life comes from modest joys, friendship and peace of mind, and his school met in a garden in Athens.

Is the shirt printed to order, and how does shipping work?
Yes, every shirt is printed to order, so production takes 3-10 days before it ships. Shipping is free to US addresses.

AI DISCLOSURE AND PRODUCTION PARTNER
AI disclosure: This design was created with the help of AI image tools, then edited and finished by Honeyman Tees. Our production partner, Printify, prints and ships every order.