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Ask Me After Coffee Print, Coffee Ring Art, Funny Kitchen Quote (Digital Download)

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  • Digital download
  • Digital file type(s): 5 ZIP

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Ask me after coffee

A double coffee ring left by a mug on paper and scanned as it dried: two loose brown circles, darker grounds settled along one side, a few splashes inside and a thin drip trailing off to the left. "Ask me" stands in two lines of heavy black capitals over the top of the ring. "after coffee" follows the lower edge in a handwritten-style script.

For anyone who does not answer questions before the first cup. Hang it over the coffee machine at home, in the office kitchen or next to the desk of the colleague who needs a warning sign.

This listing includes five ZIP files, each sized for a different frame standard:

2:3 pack: 4x6, 8x12, 12x18, 16x24, 20x30, 24x36 in
3:4 pack: 6x8, 9x12, 12x16, 18x24 in
4:5 pack: 8x10, 12x15, 16x20 in
5:7 and 11:14 pack: 5x7, 10x14, 11x14 in
ISO pack: A5, A4, A3, A2, A1, 30x40 cm, 50x70 cm

All files are JPG, 300 DPI, sRGB. Download is instant after purchase — nothing is printed or mailed. Because these are digital files, all sales are final; no returns or exchanges. Message me if something goes wrong with your download.

Print each file at the size in its name or smaller. Turn off "fit to page" or any auto-scaling in your printer settings so the proportions stay correct. Paper colors read slightly different from your screen, especially on matte stock.

The ring is a real coffee stain from a cup I left on paper. I scan it and assemble the layout myself. No AI involved in the artwork. Only the room images in the listing photos are mockups generated with AI (Google Gemini) to show how the print may look on a wall. Frames and decor are not included.

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Dark wood-framed print with bold capitals "ASK ME", an abstract brown coffee ring and the script words "after coffee", on a deep green bedroom wall above a bedside table with a mug and a linen lamp.

Ask me after coffee

A double coffee ring left by a mug on paper and scanned as it dried: two loose brown circles, darker grounds settled along one side, a few splashes inside and a thin drip trailing off to the left. "Ask me" stands in two lines of heavy black capitals over the top of the ring. "after coffee" follows the lower edge in a handwritten-style script.

For anyone who does not answer questions before the first cup. Hang it over the coffee machine at home, in the office kitchen or next to the desk of the colleague who needs a warning sign.

This listing includes five ZIP files, each sized for a different frame standard:

2:3 pack: 4x6, 8x12, 12x18, 16x24, 20x30, 24x36 in
3:4 pack: 6x8, 9x12, 12x16, 18x24 in
4:5 pack: 8x10, 12x15, 16x20 in
5:7 and 11:14 pack: 5x7, 10x14, 11x14 in
ISO pack: A5, A4, A3, A2, A1, 30x40 cm, 50x70 cm

All files are JPG, 300 DPI, sRGB. Download is instant after purchase — nothing is printed or mailed. Because these are digital files, all sales are final; no returns or exchanges. Message me if something goes wrong with your download.

Print each file at the size in its name or smaller. Turn off "fit to page" or any auto-scaling in your printer settings so the proportions stay correct. Paper colors read slightly different from your screen, especially on matte stock.

The ring is a real coffee stain from a cup I left on paper. I scan it and assemble the layout myself. No AI involved in the artwork. Only the room images in the listing photos are mockups generated with AI (Google Gemini) to show how the print may look on a wall. Frames and decor are not included.

  • Item type
    Digital download
  • Digital file type(s)
    5 ZIP
  • Width
    24 Inches
  • Height
    36 Inches
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Listed on Oct 20, 2026