How long does shipping take?

Every item is made to order. Production takes 2–5 business days after you order, then shipping: US delivery about 5–10 business days after production; international delivery times vary by destination. Tracking provided when available.

What is your cancellation and return policy?

Cancellations are accepted within 12 hours of purchase. Returns & exchanges: quality issues are covered by a 30-day guarantee — if your item arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund. Unworn, unwashed non-personalized items can be returned within 30 days for any reason (buyer pays return shipping). Personalized/custom items (engraved names, custom portraits) are final sale unless defective. Size exchanges within 7 days, unworn and unwashed — contact us first.

Are your designs AI-assisted?

Yes. All designs are AI-assisted and finished by our studio. Each piece is original to MlemAndBlep.

What material are the shirts?

100% cotton or cotton blend with water-based ink. Soft, breathable, and built to last.

How do I choose the right size?

Check the size chart in each listing's photos. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit. Wrong size? No panic. If the fit isn't right, message us within 7 days of delivery and we'll arrange a one-time exchange for a different size — you cover the return shipping, we send the new one. (These are made-to-order, so exchanges only on size issues, no refunds. Check the size chart in the listing photos before ordering — future you says thanks.)

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship worldwide via tracked shipping.

Can I customize a design with my pet?

For custom pet portraits, message us before ordering so we can confirm your pet photo will work. How do custom orders work? — A: leave engraving text at checkout. B/C: message us first, design fee paid upfront via a private checkout link we send you before we start. 1 free minor revision included.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

Our prints are made to last. Wash inside-out in cold water and hang dry or tumble dry low — treat it like your favorite band tee and it'll stay sharp.

What if my item arrives damaged?

If your item arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund.

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NOT TODAY Embroidered Hat, Funny Sarcastic Dad Cap, Introvert Humor Gift

MlemAndBlep

Item highlights

Materials: Cotton, Polyester
Made to order

Seller's description

For the days when the answer is no.

Clean white embroidery on a dark low-profile cap: NOT TODAY. No explanation offered.

THE DETAILS
- True embroidery (not printed) — white thread on dark fabric
- Low-profile dad cap, unstructured crown
- Adjustable strap, one size fits most
- 3 colors: Black, Dark Navy, Dark Green

FOR WHO
- Introverts, sarcasm enthusiasts, and pet people
- The everyday cap with an attitude

SHIPPING & PRODUCTION
- Production time: 1–10 business days, plus shipping.
- Shipping times vary by destination

Design Disclosure: Original designs by MlemAndBlep studio — human-created concepts and art direction, AI-assisted illustration, hand-refined details.

Not Cute. Just Honest.
#mlemandblepshop
--MlemAndBlep
Not Cute. Just Honest.
Follow our daily grump on Instagram: @mlemandblep.shop

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NowPrice:$29.89

Original Price: $45.99

35% off

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Sale ends on November 2

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Quantity

You can only make an offer when buying a single item

Shipping & return policies

Get it by

Oct 29-Nov 2
Returns

Accepted within 30 days
Cost to ship

$5.09 to United States, 43215.

Seller's description

Specifications

May include: A black baseball cap featuring the white text NOT TODAY. embroidered on the front panel. The cap has a curved brim and a structured crown, constructed from a solid black fabric with clean stitching and a classic six-panel design.

MlemAndBlep made this item with help from

Print-on-Demand Fulfillment Partner, Wilmington, DE

Made by

MlemAndBlep
Materials

Cotton, polyester

Delivery details and policies

Get it by

Oct 29-Nov 2
Return policy

Accepted within 30 days.
Ships from

Hialeah, FL
Cost to ship

$5.09 to United States, 43215
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