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Every Foot Closer Knocks Off 1% T-Shirt, Funny Distance Rating Tee, Hiking Boot Prints Graphic Shirt, Sarcastic Humor Gift for Introverts

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Original Price: $22.99+

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Sale ends on November 22

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Every Foot Closer Knocks Off 1% t-shirt: a funny distance rating tee with hiking boot prints, for sarcastic friends who score people best from 100 feet away.

The full joke reads FROM 100 FEET AWAY, YOU'RE 100%. SADLY, EVERY FOOT CLOSER KNOCKS OFF 1%. Chunky lowercase lettering in dark green, golden yellow and red is stacked big and bold, with a row of yellow and red hiking boot prints underneath. It reads clearly on the chest and gets a laugh every time someone steps a little too close.

A fun gift for a sarcastic best friend, a hiker with a dry sense of humor, a teenager, a dad who loves a roast, or a coworker with strong personal-space opinions. Great for birthdays, Christmas stockings and white elephant exchanges.

Available on White, Sport Grey, Sand, Natural and Light Blue.

- Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, 100% cotton (Sport Grey is cotton/poly)
- Classic unisex fit, sizes S-5XL (size range varies by colour)
- Front print only
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low

Design created with the help of AI tools and printed on demand by our production partner (Printify).

Human ideas, human creativity, assisted by AI.

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  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship: $4.95
  • Ships from: Hialeah, FL

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Listed on Oct 22, 2026
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