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From 100 Feet Away You're 100% T-Shirt, Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee, Retro Footprint Ruler Shirt, Introvert Humor Gift for Best Friend

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Original Price: $22.99+

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Sale ends on November 22

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From 100 Feet Away You're 100% t-shirt: a funny sarcastic graphic tee for introverts, honest friends and anyone who rates people best from a safe distance.

The joke reads FROM 100 FEET AWAY, YOU'RE 100%. SADLY, EVERY FOOT CLOSER KNOCKS OFF 1%. Bold retro lettering in deep forest green and mustard gold sits over a little row of footprints walking along a measuring ruler, so the punchline lands before anyone gets too close. Big, clear letters keep it easy to read from across the room - which is exactly the point.

A fun gift for a sarcastic best friend, a coworker who guards their personal space, a brother or sister with a dry sense of humor, or anyone who laughs at a good roast. Great for birthdays, white elephant swaps, Secret Santa and just because.

Available on White, Sport Grey, Sand, Natural and Light Blue.

- Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, 100% cotton (Sport Grey is cotton/poly)
- Classic unisex fit, sizes S-5XL (size range varies by colour)
- Front print only
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low

Design created with the help of AI tools and printed on demand by our production partner (Printify).

Human ideas, human creativity, assisted by AI.

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  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship: $4.95
  • Ships from: Hialeah, FL

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Listed on Oct 22, 2026
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