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Funny Social Distance Humor T-Shirt, From 100 Feet Away You're 100%, Measuring Tape Footsteps Graphic Tee, Antisocial Introvert Gift

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Funny social distance humor t-shirt: From 100 Feet Away You're 100% - a measuring tape footsteps graphic tee for antisocial souls and proud introverts.

The joke reads FROM 100 FEET AWAY, YOU'RE 100%. SADLY, EVERY FOOT CLOSER KNOCKS OFF 1%. Bold slanted navy lettering with big teal percentages, plus a line of orange footsteps marching along a measuring tape with an arrow, so the distance rating is easy to follow. Clean, strong type that stays readable on a phone photo and across the room.

A great gift for an introvert, a homebody, a coworker who loves remote work, a sarcastic sibling or a friend with a dry sense of humor. Fun for birthdays, office gift swaps, Secret Santa and white elephant parties.

Available on White, Sport Grey, Sand, Natural and Light Blue.

- Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, 100% cotton (Sport Grey is cotton/poly)
- Classic unisex fit, sizes S-5XL (size range varies by colour)
- Front print only
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low

Design created with the help of AI tools and printed on demand by our production partner (Printify).

Human ideas, human creativity, assisted by AI.

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  • Cost to ship: $4.95
  • Ships from: Hialeah, FL

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Listed on Oct 22, 2026
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