• May include: Two charcoal gray t-shirts featuring a graphic of a bulldog and a tabby cat, each wearing a red and green patterned holiday sweater with Christmas lights and the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" printed on the front of the sweaters.
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  • May include: A charcoal gray t-shirt featuring a graphic of a bulldog wearing a red patterned sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and colorful Christmas lights. The bulldog has a cigarette in its mouth with a thin trail of smoke.
  • May include: A cream-colored short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red patterned holiday sweater with colorful string lights. The cat has a cigarette in its mouth and the text reads FESTIVE AS FUCK.
  • May include: A charcoal gray t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red patterned sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and colorful Christmas lights. The cat is depicted with a cigarette and a trail of smoke.
  • May include: A white short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a graphic of a brown tabby cat wearing a red patterned holiday sweater with colorful string lights. The cat has a cigarette in its mouth and the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" is printed in white on the sweater.
  • May include: A sage green t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red patterned sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and colorful string lights. The cat is depicted with a cigarette in its mouth, set against a winter scene.
  • May include: A blue t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red Christmas sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and colorful string lights. The cat is depicted with a cigarette in its mouth with a thin trail of smoke.
  • May include: A cream-colored t-shirt featuring a graphic of a bulldog wearing a red and green patterned Christmas sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and colorful string lights wrapped around its body, with a cigarette in its mouth.
  • May include: An olive green t-shirt featuring a graphic of a bulldog wearing a red patterned holiday sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK". The bulldog is wrapped in colorful Christmas lights and has a cigarette with smoke rising.
  • May include: A red short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a graphic of a brown tabby cat wearing a red and green patterned holiday sweater with the text FESTIVE AS FUCK. The cat is depicted with a cigarette in its mouth and colorful Christmas lights.
  • May include: A bright green t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red and green patterned sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and a smoking cigarette, surrounded by colorful Christmas lights.
  • May include: A dark olive green t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red and green patterned holiday sweater with the text FESTIVE AS FUCK, adorned with colorful Christmas lights and a smoking cigarette.
  • May include: A dark charcoal gray short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red and green patterned holiday sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and wrapped in colorful Christmas lights with a cigarette in its mouth.
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  • The image is a promotional graphic for a company called " Tee Tailor US". It features various icons and text related to fast shipping and delivery services, including an express delivery truck, a person delivering a package, and a flag of the United States.
  • May include: Two charcoal gray t-shirts featuring a graphic of a bulldog and a tabby cat, each wearing a red and green patterned holiday sweater with Christmas lights and the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" printed on the front of the sweaters.
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  • May include: Two cream-colored t-shirts featuring a graphic print of a bulldog and a tabby cat. Both animals wear red and green patterned sweaters adorned with colorful Christmas lights and the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" with a smoking cigarette.
  • May include: A charcoal gray t-shirt featuring a graphic of a bulldog wearing a red patterned sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and colorful Christmas lights. The bulldog has a cigarette in its mouth with a thin trail of smoke.
  • May include: A cream-colored short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red patterned holiday sweater with colorful string lights. The cat has a cigarette in its mouth and the text reads FESTIVE AS FUCK.
  • May include: A charcoal gray t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red patterned sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and colorful Christmas lights. The cat is depicted with a cigarette and a trail of smoke.
  • May include: A white short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a graphic of a brown tabby cat wearing a red patterned holiday sweater with colorful string lights. The cat has a cigarette in its mouth and the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" is printed in white on the sweater.
  • May include: A sage green t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red patterned sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and colorful string lights. The cat is depicted with a cigarette in its mouth, set against a winter scene.
  • May include: A blue t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red Christmas sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and colorful string lights. The cat is depicted with a cigarette in its mouth with a thin trail of smoke.
  • May include: A cream-colored t-shirt featuring a graphic of a bulldog wearing a red and green patterned Christmas sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and colorful string lights wrapped around its body, with a cigarette in its mouth.
  • May include: An olive green t-shirt featuring a graphic of a bulldog wearing a red patterned holiday sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK". The bulldog is wrapped in colorful Christmas lights and has a cigarette with smoke rising.
  • May include: A red short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a graphic of a brown tabby cat wearing a red and green patterned holiday sweater with the text FESTIVE AS FUCK. The cat is depicted with a cigarette in its mouth and colorful Christmas lights.
  • May include: A bright green t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red and green patterned sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and a smoking cigarette, surrounded by colorful Christmas lights.
  • May include: A dark olive green t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red and green patterned holiday sweater with the text FESTIVE AS FUCK, adorned with colorful Christmas lights and a smoking cigarette.
  • May include: A dark charcoal gray short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a graphic of a tabby cat wearing a red and green patterned holiday sweater with the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" and wrapped in colorful Christmas lights with a cigarette in its mouth.
  • The image is a color chart and size chart for a T-shirt, providing measurements and color options for different sizes.
  • The image is a T-shirt size and color chart, providing measurements and color options for a unisex t-shirt.
  • The image is a colorful chart that provides size and color information for various t-shirt designs. It includes a pink t-shirt with measurements and a color chart displaying different colored t-shirts. The chart also includes a note that comfort colors and gilt t-shirt prices are different.
  • The image is a color chart and size chart for toddler and baby onesies, providing measurements in inches and listing various color options and corresponding sizes.
  • The image is a promotional graphic for a company called " Tee Tailor US". It features various icons and text related to fast shipping and delivery services, including an express delivery truck, a person delivering a package, and a flag of the United States.
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Festive As Fuck Shirt, Funny Christmas Shirt, Funny Cat Christmas Shirt, Sarcastic Dog Xmas Tee, Rude Holiday Shirt, Christmas Couple Shirts

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“Great t shirt. Very soft and the image really pops.”

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    Nov 16-23
  • Cost to ship
    $5.99 to United States, 43215.

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May include: Two charcoal gray t-shirts featuring a graphic of a bulldog and a tabby cat, each wearing a red and green patterned holiday sweater with Christmas lights and the text "FESTIVE AS FUCK" printed on the front of the sweaters.

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😊🙋‍♀️ Welcome to TeeTailorUS 🙋‍♀️😊

Let’s design the Comfort Colors Shirts and Unisex Shirts you always wanted together with TeeTailorUS. You can customize your own shirts and gift them to your loved ones on special occasions such as Halloween, Birthdays and Thanksgiving. 🎨👕🌈

💥 HOW TO PLACE YOUR ORDER 💥

🔸 Choose your t-shirt color
🔸 Choose your size
🔸 Choose your design&text color
🔸 PLEASE make sure all your order’s steps

✨✨ PRODUCT DESCRIPTION ✨✨

Comfort Colors t-shirt offers the perfect blend of softness, lightness, and a touch of stretch, making it an ideal choice for anyone seeking comfort with a vintage vibe. Known for its relaxed fit and muted color palette, this tee feels like a well-loved favorite from the first wear. Made primarily from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s available in a variety of solid, ash, and heather colors that add a unique touch to your wardrobe.

The unisex cut is designed to flatter all body types, making it suitable for both men and women. The t-shirt features ribbed knit collars to maintain its shape, shoulder taping for a better fit over time, and dual side seams to help the garment hold its form longer. Plus, it’s pre-shrunk to ensure a consistent fit, wash after wash.

MATERIEL 👕🎨🛠
Comfort Colors Shirt: 👘🎨
*6.1 oz./yd² (US), 10 oz/L yd (CA), 100% ring spun cotton, 30 singles
*Garment dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home.
*Soft ring spun cotton fabric with 100% cotton threads
*Relaxed fit
*Topstitched, classic width, rib collar
*Shoulder to shoulder twill tape
*Signature twill label

Unisex T-Shirt: 👕🎨
• Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed

💥 To get the best size for your order, make sure to check the size-chart (You can find the size chart in photos).

🚨 CARE INSTRUCTIONS 🚨
✔ Turn the product inside-out before wash.
✔ Inside out, warm machine wash with like colors.
✔ Use only non-chlorine bleach.
✔ Tumble dry low and medium iron.
✔ Do not iron directly onto the design.
✔ Do not use dry clean.
✔ Natural air drying is recommended.

PRODUCTION TIME AND SHIPPING
Production time is 1-2 business days.⏳
Shipping is standard 3-5 business days after production time.⏲
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If you need this product faster, you can check out the shipping upgrade options by making an additional payment. 🚚🚚🚚

RETURN AND EXCHANGE 💱💱💱

✔ Returns are not accepted for special designs.
✔ For exchange; you need to get a $13 exchange receipt for special designs and $11 for
standard designs.
✔ Returns for normal designs will be made after the shipping receipt stating that the product
has been returned is sent via Etsy message.

Please contact us for the return and exchange address.

THANK YOU for your interest. 🙏🙏🙏
If you have any questions/concerns please feel free to contact us.
We hope to see you at our shop again.
Please leave us a review/feedback to satisfy you with the best of our ability.

TeeTailorUS made this item with help from
Ikay Design Printing, United States

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 16-23
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted
  • Ships from
    Reston, VA
  • Cost to ship
    $5.99 to United States, 43215

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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TeeTailorUS
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United States

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