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5x7 inches. Larger than standard 4x6 greeting cards. Suitable for framing with plenty of space for your personal note.

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If ordering a single greeting card, it will be placed in a protective clear sleeve, a kraft A7 envelope, and a branded envelope seal. Multiple greeting card orders ship in a bubble mailer. If ordering a magnets, it will be protected in a bubble mailer for easy shipping.

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While we don't accept returns or exchanges, reach out to us if there's an issue; we'll always make it right.

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Domestic shipping only at this time. We contain multitudes, but our fulfillment radius has limits.

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For greeting cards specifically, single-card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail, which is an untracked service (like mailing a letter). It typically takes 3-7 business days. Multi-card orders and all magnet orders ship via USPS Ground Advantage with tracking. Processing for all orders takes 1-2 business days, although we usually dispatch in less than 24 hours (excluding holidays).

What size are the magnets?

2.5x3.5 inches, foil-laminated, built for fridges, lockers, filing cabinets, and your magnetic personality.

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Funny Retro Housewife Birthday Card | Sweet Tooth

Name: Funny Retro Housewife Birthday Card | Sweet Tooth
Brand: DomesticDisturbia
SKU: 4602031394
Price: 7.85 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (38 reviews)

Price:$7.85

DomesticDisturbia

Arrives soon! Get it by Nov 5-12 if you order today

Quantity

You can only make an offer when buying a single item

Highlights

Designed by DomesticDisturbia
Materials: Cardstock, kraft paper
Width: 5 inches

Length: 7 inches

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄: “Look on the bright side. You still have all your teeth.”

A perfect birthday begins with a perfect cake. Fluffy vanilla layers, delicate buttercream roses, and a few unexpected finishing touches.

Betty always said the secret to a memorable celebration was in the details. And Betty never forgot a detail.

Part of the Domestic Disturbia collection, “Sweet Tooth" pairs the polished optimism of vintage 1950s advertising with situations that are just slightly harder to explain. Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates strange humor and retro aesthetics.

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:
• 5x7” greeting card
• Printed on heavyweight cardstock
• Printed interior copy with plenty of room for your personal message
• Includes Kraft A7 peel-and-seal envelope
• Protective clear sleeve
• Envelope sticker seal
• Professionally printed in the USA

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𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑:
• Birthdays
• Milestone Birthdays (30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, and beyond)
• Over-the-Hill Birthdays
• Funny Aging Cards
• Family Birthdays
• Just Because
• Coworker Birthdays
• Dark Humor Lovers
• Anniversary
• Anyone who still has all their teeth

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Single card orders ship via USPS First Class Mail within 1-2 business days. Please allow up to 7 days for delivery. Tracking isn’t available on single card orders. This is normal, not a crisis. Orders of 2 or more cards will ship via USPS Ground Advantage in a protective bubble mailer with tracking included.

All orders of $35+ ship free.

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DomesticDisturbia#faq 

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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒𝐄:
This item is an original Domestic Disturbia design and is intended for personal use only. The artwork, design, and text are original creations of Domestic Disturbia and are protected by copyright. Reproduction, scanning, copying, editing, or redistribution of this design for commercial use or resale is not permitted. 

© Domestic Disturbia. All rights reserved. All feelings repressed.

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𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐀:
Domestic Disturbia is a collection of darkly funny products inspired by mid-century advertising illustrations, vintage homemaking culture, and the quiet chaos hidden beneath perfectly arranged suburban life. Artwork concept, art direction, and brand voice by Domestic Disturbia. Rendered with generative tools and refined digitally. Every sentiment is an original product of our deeply questionable imagination.

If you like this, it gets worse.
Find us at domesticdisturbia.com

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