Funny Chicken Shirt, The Ladies Lay I Pay T-Shirt, Chicken Mom Tee, Backyard Chickens Gift, Homestead Farm Shirt, Comfort Colors

Three hens. One pair of sunglasses. One very long feed-store receipt. Guess who's paying.THE LADIES LAY. I PAY. Three sassy hens in a sunset badge, a little pile of eggs, and you covering the bill.For chicken moms, chicken dads, backyard flock keepers and homesteaders who've done the egg math and kept the flock anyway.Blank: Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee - 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz, relaxed fit (manufacturer spec).Sizing: unisex sizing, see size chart in photos. Want it roomier? Size up one.Care: machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.Printed to order, ships in about 2-5 business days plus transit. Free US shipping.From Witty Britches: funny shirts made by a dad in Washington. If something arrives misprinted or damaged, message us with a photo within 30 days and we'll make it right.Size chart (inches, laid flat; Comfort Colors 1717 spec): S width 18.25, length 26.6 | M 20.25, 28 | L 22, 29.4 | XL 24, 30.75 | 2XL 26, 31.6 | 3XL 27.75, 32.5. Also shown in the photos.