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Funny Alcatraz Shirt Men Women, Detective Sasquatch Prison Break Tee, True Crime Shirt with Black Cat, Satchamoes Goes Alcatraz

Price:$30.00+

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Oct 31-Nov 10

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Highlights

Trench coat on. Magnifying glass out. The Rock keeps quiet. So does the cat.

Part of the "Satchamoes Goes…" series: one chill Sasquatch, one supervising cat, endless side quests.

DETAILS
• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: soft, lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Front print, about 12 in wide on sizes L and up (scales down a little on S-M), direct-to-garment (DTG) ink
• Colors: White, Athletic Heather, True Royal, Red
• Unisex retail fit, sizes S to 3XL (2XL and 3XL cost a little more)
• SIZING: unisex sizing, so check the size chart photo. Want the roomier fit? Size up one.
• CARE: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low or hang dry, no bleach, do not iron the print.
• MADE TO ORDER: 3-5 business days to make, then shipping (free US shipping; estimated delivery date shows at checkout). Order by Dec 1 for Christmas.
• RETURNS: every piece is made just for you, so no returns or exchanges for size or color. Misprinted, damaged or defective? Message me a photo within 30 days and I'll replace or refund it.

HOW IT'S MADE
Blank & print: Bella+Canvas 3001 tee / Cotton Heritage M2580 hoodie — soft retail-fit blanks with a smooth print face, printed DTG by Printful (not a budget Gildan blank). We picked these for print sharpness and hand-feel.

Made on demand by my production partner, Printful, who prints and ships your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Designed by me from my original Satchamoes character drawing; AI tools assisted in rendering the artwork.

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  • Ships from: Charlotte, NC

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