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Funny Birthday Card Printable Set of 12, Sarcastic Adult Birthday Cards, Elegant Rude Card for Her, Best Friend, Mom, 5x7 Instant Download

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They look like the classiest birthday cards in the drugstore. Then they open it.

Many Happy Returns is a set of 12 elegant printable birthday cards, all cream, sage, deep green and gold, with insides that say what you're really thinking. "Many happy returns... of the day, I mean. Not of the casserole dish you borrowed in 2019. I want that back."

What you get:
- 12 folded 5x7 cards (fit standard A7 envelopes), each labeled Mild, Medium or Unhinged
- 12 matching gift tags
- An A7 envelope template
- US Letter + A4 files, a low-ink version, and a blank-inside version
- A print guide so they come out right the first time

**Mature content: some cards contain strong language.** Mild cards are Grandma-safe.

**AI disclosure:** Concept and wording drafted with help from AI tools, then edited and finalized by me. Designed by a seller.

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Listed on Oct 27, 2026
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