• May include: A dark green holiday planner cover with a gold border and a light green leaf illustration. Text reads: THE HOLIDAY PLANNER, Calm, Merry & Composed, gifts, budget, menus, gatherings, peace of mind, UNDATED, USE IT EVERY YEAR.
  • May include: A dark green holiday planner with a gold border and a leaf illustration. Text reads: THE HOLIDAY PLANNER, Calm, Merry & Composed, gifts, budget, menus, gatherings, peace of mind, UNDATED, USE IT EVERY YEAR. The cover has a subtle grid texture.
  • May include: A white budget tracking sheet titled The Damage Report with columns for Category, Planned, Actual, and Difference. Rows include Gifts, Food & groceries, Decorations, Cards & postage, Wrapping supplies, Travel, Parties & outfits, Charity & tips, Treats for me, and Oh shit, I forgot fund.
  • May include: A white gift tracking sheet titled Who's Getting What with the subtitle And who's getting a candle because I ran out of ideas. The grid includes columns for Name, Gift Idea, Budget, Bought, Wrapped, and Given with checkboxes.
  • May include: A white gift tracking sheet titled Who's Getting What with the subtitle And who's getting a candle because I ran out of ideas. The grid includes columns for Name, Gift Idea, Budget, Bought, Wrapped, and Given with checkboxes.
  • May include: A printable gift tracking sheet titled Who's Getting What (continued) with the subtitle And who's getting a candle because I ran out of ideas. It features columns for Name, Gift Idea, Budget, Bought, Wrapped, and Given.
  • May include: A white boundaries worksheet titled Things I'm Not Doing This Year with three columns labeled Hell yes, Maybe, if I feel like it, and Hell no. It includes a section for Things I'll say when someone pushes and a border.
  • May include: A dark green holiday planner cover with gold text reading Calm, Merry & Composed, followed by eighteen white interior pages featuring various organizational templates, checklists, and trackers for holiday planning and gift management.
  • May include: A dark green holiday planner cover with a gold border and a light green leaf illustration. Text reads: THE HOLIDAY PLANNER, Calm, Merry & Composed, gifts, budget, menus, gatherings, peace of mind, UNDATED, USE IT EVERY YEAR.
  • May include: A dark green holiday planner with a gold border and a leaf illustration. Text reads: THE HOLIDAY PLANNER, Calm, Merry & Composed, gifts, budget, menus, gatherings, peace of mind, UNDATED, USE IT EVERY YEAR. The cover has a subtle grid texture.
  • May include: A white budget tracking sheet titled The Damage Report with columns for Category, Planned, Actual, and Difference. Rows include Gifts, Food & groceries, Decorations, Cards & postage, Wrapping supplies, Travel, Parties & outfits, Charity & tips, Treats for me, and Oh shit, I forgot fund.
  • May include: A white gift tracking sheet titled Who's Getting What with the subtitle And who's getting a candle because I ran out of ideas. The grid includes columns for Name, Gift Idea, Budget, Bought, Wrapped, and Given with checkboxes.
  • May include: A white gift tracking sheet titled Who's Getting What with the subtitle And who's getting a candle because I ran out of ideas. The grid includes columns for Name, Gift Idea, Budget, Bought, Wrapped, and Given with checkboxes.
  • May include: A printable gift tracking sheet titled Who's Getting What (continued) with the subtitle And who's getting a candle because I ran out of ideas. It features columns for Name, Gift Idea, Budget, Bought, Wrapped, and Given.
  • May include: A white boundaries worksheet titled Things I'm Not Doing This Year with three columns labeled Hell yes, Maybe, if I feel like it, and Hell no. It includes a section for Things I'll say when someone pushes and a border.
  • May include: A dark green holiday planner cover with gold text reading Calm, Merry & Composed, followed by eighteen white interior pages featuring various organizational templates, checklists, and trackers for holiday planning and gift management.
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Funny Christmas Planner Printable, Sarcastic Holiday Planner, Elegant Gift List & Budget Tracker, Fillable PDF, Undated, Instant Download

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Mature content: contains strong language. Not for the kids' table.

AI disclosure: I created this planner with help from AI tools (layout and drafting). I wrote, chose, edited, and finalized every page myself. Designed by Timmie Sue Creations.

It looks like the calmest, classiest holiday planner on Pinterest. Then you open it.

Calm, Merry & Composed is an 18-page undated holiday planner in forest green, cream and gold, with pages that say what you're really thinking while you plan the whole damn season. Budget? That's "The Damage Report." Order tracker? "Where the Hell Is My Package."

WHAT YOU GET
- 18 undated pages: budget, gift list, online order tracker, card list, events, menu, grocery list, guest list, decorating checklist, Christmas week countdown, boundaries page, brain dump, and next-year notes
- US Letter and A4 printable PDFs
- A fillable PDF you can type in
- A low-ink version
- A print guide

HOW TO PRINT
Print at 100% / Actual Size. Reuse it every year (it's undated).

PERSONAL USE ONLY. Please don't resell or share the files. Digital downloads can't be returned, but message me if anything goes wrong and I'll make it right.

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May include: A dark green holiday planner cover with a gold border and a light green leaf illustration. Text reads: THE HOLIDAY PLANNER, Calm, Merry & Composed, gifts, budget, menus, gatherings, peace of mind, UNDATED, USE IT EVERY YEAR.

Mature content: contains strong language. Not for the kids' table.

AI disclosure: I created this planner with help from AI tools (layout and drafting). I wrote, chose, edited, and finalized every page myself. Designed by Timmie Sue Creations.

It looks like the calmest, classiest holiday planner on Pinterest. Then you open it.

Calm, Merry & Composed is an 18-page undated holiday planner in forest green, cream and gold, with pages that say what you're really thinking while you plan the whole damn season. Budget? That's "The Damage Report." Order tracker? "Where the Hell Is My Package."

WHAT YOU GET
- 18 undated pages: budget, gift list, online order tracker, card list, events, menu, grocery list, guest list, decorating checklist, Christmas week countdown, boundaries page, brain dump, and next-year notes
- US Letter and A4 printable PDFs
- A fillable PDF you can type in
- A low-ink version
- A print guide

HOW TO PRINT
Print at 100% / Actual Size. Reuse it every year (it's undated).

PERSONAL USE ONLY. Please don't resell or share the files. Digital downloads can't be returned, but message me if anything goes wrong and I'll make it right.

  • Item type
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    1 ZIP
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