Funny Holiday Placemat Printable Set, Dinner Table Zodiac Coloring Placemats, Thanksgiving Christmas Table Games, 11x17 and Letter

MATURE CONTENT: Contains strong language and sarcasm. Adults only. Not for the kids' table.

AI DISCLOSURE: The wording was drafted with help from AI tools, then edited by me. The line art was drawn digitally by me (no AI-generated images). Designed by Timmie Sue Creations.

Set the holiday table like the fanciest restaurant in town, then let everyone find out which Dinner Table Zodiac sign they are. Ten elegant paper placemats with holiday line art to color while you wait for the ham, each with a personality and a line everyone's thinking.

WHAT YOU GET
- Cover + 10 unique placemat designs, one personality each ("Find your seat, know your sign"): The Ham Defender, The Pantry Hider, The Diet Police, The Gift Wrapper of Spite, The Fashionably Late, The Wine Steward, The Thermostat Guardian, The Group Chat Narrator, The Leftover Bandit, and The Holiday Overachiever
- Big open line-art area to color, a script "sign" name, one big sarcastic line, and a short horoscope-style roast on every mat
- Fields on every mat: The ______ Table / Year / Hosted by ______ / Seated here (guest name). Write them in by hand, or type them in with any PDF tool.
- 11 x 17 in landscape PDF (print at a local print shop or office store)
- Letter 11 x 8.5 in landscape PDF (prints on home printers)

HOW TO PRINT
Print at 100% / Actual Size. Use the 11x17 file for restaurant-size mats, or the Letter file for any home printer.

This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD. No physical item is shipped. Personal use only; please don't share or resell the files. Digital downloads can't be returned, but message me if anything goes wrong and I'll make it right.