Classified Christmas Cards & Gift Tags | Funny Printable Holiday Cards + 24 Punny Tags | Instant Download
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CLASSIFIED: Your holiday mail just got a clearance upgrade.
Classified Christmas Cards & Gift Tags — 6 funny flat card designs plus 24 punny gift tags in vintage top-secret style. Print on cardstock, trim, sign the back, tie on a tag. Perfect for Secret Santa, white elephant, and friends who appreciate a wink.
★ WHAT YOU GET (instant digital download)
• Complete pack PDF — US Letter (8.5×11) + A4 version
• 6 flat Christmas card designs (full-page for easy trimming)
• 24 gift tags with conspiracy puns (8 per page)
• Print tips page
★ HOW IT WORKS
1. Download instantly from Etsy.
2. Print at 100% / Actual Size on US Letter cardstock (A4: Fit to page).
3. Trim on the dashed lines. Punch tags and add twine or ribbon.
4. Write your message on the back of each flat card (or mount on a blank folded card).
★ PERFECT FOR
Secret Santa · white elephant · office holiday desks · friends who love funny cards · last-minute printable gifts
★ PLEASE NOTE
• Digital download only — nothing ships.
• Flat card designs (message on reverse) — not pre-folded.
• Personal use only. Please don't resell or share the files.
• Colors may vary by screen and printer.
• Silly fictional conspiracies only — no real politics.
From Conspiraparty.com — question everything, especially the fruitcake.
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