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Gift for Dad Shirt, Bought a New Tool For One Screw, Dad Christmas Gift

Price:$24.99+

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  • Materials: Cotton, polyester

For the dad who buys a whole new tool to fix one tiny screw.

The joke: “Bought a new tool. For one screw.”

Unisex tee (Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton: 100% cotton; Sport Grey 90% cotton / 10% polyester), printed with direct-to-garment ink. Sizes S–3XL, classic unisex fit.

HOW IT’S MADE
- Made to order for you by our production partner, Printify, with a print provider in the USA. Ships from the USA.
- Printed in the USA on imported blanks.
- Jokes and layouts drafted with AI tools; every joke chosen and edited by us, every listing approved by us.
- Photos are mockups of the exact item and color you choose; screens can show colors slightly differently.

TIMING
- Processing and delivery estimates are shown next to the price.
- Christmas: order by Tue, Dec 8 (we’ll update this when printers post their 2026 cutoffs).

PROBLEMS
- If it arrives damaged or misprinted, message us with a photo and we’ll make it right.

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Listed on Oct 31, 2026