Myles Standish Shirt, Funny Thanksgiving Leftovers Tee, Plymouth Colony History Teacher Gift for Family Dinner

Seller's description

A funny Thanksgiving gift for whoever guards the fridge after dinner: the chibi storybook-watercolor Myles Standish, in his steel helmet with a musket and a plate of leftovers, says "Plymouth's military captain. Tonight I guard the leftovers."

A funny, cute Myles Standish gift for a history teacher, a military history buff or the relative who protects the leftovers after the family dinner.

THE STORY BEHIND IT
Myles Standish was an English soldier hired to sail on the Mayflower in 1620 as the colony's military adviser, and he led Plymouth's militia for decades. After Thanksgiving dinner, the most important post in the house is guarding the leftovers.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- Funny leftovers shirt: the watercolor chibi Myles Standish with a determined look, musket in one hand and a plate of leftovers in the other, says "Plymouth's military captain. Tonight I guard the leftovers."
- For history teachers, military history buffs, Mayflower descendants and every leftovers guard in the family
- Big, bold speech-bubble joke, with the design printed up to about 12 inches wide, depending on size, so it reads across the room
- Original chibi watercolor art by Honeyman Tees: a steel morion helmet, auburn hair, a brown leather coat and breastplate, a musket and a plate of Thanksgiving leftovers
- Soft, comfy tee, made to order and printed to last; a funny gift for the day after Thanksgiving

ABOUT THE SHIRT
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, 4.2 oz, crew neck, side-seamed
- Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather Peach and Dark Grey Heather are 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Pick your color from the color menu.

FIT
Unisex fit. Women: size down for a closer fit. Men: order your usual size.

SIZE CHART (inches, measured flat, +/- 1 in)
S: 18 wide x 28 long
M: 20 wide x 29 long
L: 22 wide x 30 long
XL: 24 wide x 31 long
2XL: 26 wide x 32 long
3XL: 28 wide x 33 long
Width is measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Length is measured from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

PRINT
Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so the ink goes into the fabric instead of sitting on top like a heavy transfer.

MADE TO ORDER AND SHIPPING
- Every shirt is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3-10 days, then your order ships by USPS.
- Ships from the US: Printify's US print provider prints and ships your order.
- FREE SHIPPING on US orders. Free shipping applies to US addresses only.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not bleach or dry clean.

GIFTING
A thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, teachers and friends. Because every shirt is made to order, please order a little early for holidays.

ABOUT HONEYMAN TEES
Honeyman Tees is a small shop started by Chris, an attorney by day who loves history and classical music. Every design is an original storybook-watercolor character from history, books, faith and the holidays.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Who is the Myles Standish shirt for?
It is a funny, cute gift for history teachers, military history buffs and leftovers guards. The cute chibi storybook-watercolor art makes it an easy gift for birthdays, holidays and thank-yous.

What is the joke on the Myles Standish shirt, and what is the story behind it?
The speech bubble says: “Plymouth's military captain. Tonight I guard the leftovers.” Myles Standish was an English soldier hired to sail on the Mayflower in 1620 as the colony's military adviser, and he led Plymouth's militia for decades. After Thanksgiving dinner, the most important post in the house is guarding the leftovers.

Is the shirt printed to order, and how does shipping work?
Yes, every shirt is printed to order, so production takes 3-10 days before it ships. Shipping is free to US addresses.

AI DISCLOSURE AND PRODUCTION PARTNER
AI disclosure: This design was created with the help of AI image tools, then edited and finished by Honeyman Tees. Our production partner, Printify, prints and ships every order.