Cornfield Guardian Shirt, Funny Fall Farm Thanksgiving Tee, Gardener and Farmer Gift for Family Dinner

Seller's description

A funny fall gift for gardeners and farmers: the chibi storybook-watercolor cornfield guardian, a straw-stuffed figure in a patched plaid shirt and overalls with his arms crossed beside the corn stalks and a pumpkin, with a speech-bubble joke on the art about never getting a dinner invite.

A funny, cute cornfield guardian gift for a gardener, a farmer, a fall festival fan or anyone who did all the work and still got left off the dinner list.

THE STORY BEHIND IT
For centuries, farmers have stood straw-stuffed figures dressed in old clothes in their fields to keep crows and other birds away from the growing crops. He stands watch all summer long, and when the corn comes in and the Thanksgiving table is set, nobody thinks to save him a seat.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- Funny fall farm shirt: the watercolor chibi cornfield guardian with a grumpy straw face and crossed arms, with a speech-bubble joke on the art
- For gardeners, farmers, fall festival fans, country kids and anyone who works hard all season
- Big, bold speech-bubble joke, with the design printed up to about 12 inches wide, depending on size, so it reads across the room
- Original chibi watercolor art by Honeyman Tees: a straw hat with a feather, a straw-stuffed face, a red plaid shirt, patched blue overalls, tall corn stalks and an orange pumpkin
- Soft, comfy tee, made to order and printed to last; a funny gift for fall

ABOUT THE SHIRT
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, 4.2 oz, crew neck, side-seamed
- Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather Peach and Dark Grey Heather are 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Pick your color from the color menu.

FIT
Unisex fit. Women: size down for a closer fit. Men: order your usual size.

SIZE CHART (inches, measured flat, +/- 1 in)
S: 18 wide x 28 long
M: 20 wide x 29 long
L: 22 wide x 30 long
XL: 24 wide x 31 long
2XL: 26 wide x 32 long
3XL: 28 wide x 33 long
Width is measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Length is measured from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

PRINT
Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so the ink goes into the fabric instead of sitting on top like a heavy transfer.

MADE TO ORDER AND SHIPPING
- Every shirt is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3-10 days, then your order ships by USPS.
- Ships from the US: Printify's US print provider prints and ships your order.
- FREE SHIPPING on US orders. Free shipping applies to US addresses only.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not bleach or dry clean.

GIFTING
A thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, teachers and friends. Because every shirt is made to order, please order a little early for holidays.

ABOUT HONEYMAN TEES
Honeyman Tees is a small shop started by Chris, an attorney by day who loves history and classical music. Every design is an original storybook-watercolor character from history, books, faith and the holidays.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Who is the Cornfield Guardian shirt for?
It is a funny, cute gift for gardeners, farmers and fall festival fans. The cute chibi storybook-watercolor art makes it an easy gift for birthdays, holidays and thank-yous.

What is the joke on the Cornfield Guardian shirt, and what is the story behind it?
The joke is printed in the speech bubble on the art; see the photos. For centuries, farmers have stood straw-stuffed figures dressed in old clothes in their fields to keep crows and other birds away from the growing crops. He stands watch all summer long, and when the corn comes in and the Thanksgiving table is set, nobody thinks to save him a seat.

Is the shirt printed to order, and how does shipping work?
Yes, every shirt is printed to order, so production takes 3-10 days before it ships. Shipping is free to US addresses.

AI DISCLOSURE AND PRODUCTION PARTNER
AI disclosure: This design was created with the help of AI image tools, then edited and finished by Honeyman Tees. Our production partner, Printify, prints and ships every order.