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Edward Winslow Shirt, Funny First Thanksgiving 1621 History Tee, History Teacher Gift for Pie Lovers and Family Dinner

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A funny Thanksgiving gift for history teachers and pie lovers: the chibi storybook-watercolor Edward Winslow, with his sealed letter and feather quill, says "Wrote the only eyewitness account. Not one word about pie."

A funny, cute Edward Winslow gift for a history teacher, a primary-source fan, a pie lover or anyone who reads the fine print at the family dinner.

THE STORY BEHIND IT
In a December 1621 letter, printed in London in 1622, Edward Winslow wrote the only surviving eyewitness description of the autumn feast at Plymouth that we now call the first Thanksgiving. He tells of fowling, recreation and about ninety Wampanoag men who joined and brought five deer, but he never mentions pie.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- Funny first Thanksgiving shirt: the watercolor chibi Edward Winslow with a wry little smile, holding his letter with a red seal, says "Wrote the only eyewitness account. Not one word about pie."
- For history teachers, primary-source fans, pie lovers, Mayflower descendants and history buffs
- Big, bold speech-bubble joke, with the design printed up to about 12 inches wide, depending on size, so it reads across the room
- Original chibi watercolor art by Honeyman Tees: a black capotain hat, long dark hair and a mustache, a dark green doublet with a white collar, a folded letter with a red wax seal and a feather quill
- Soft, comfy tee, made to order and printed to last; a funny gift for the dessert table

ABOUT THE SHIRT
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, 4.2 oz, crew neck, side-seamed
- Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather Peach and Dark Grey Heather are 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Pick your color from the color menu.

FIT
Unisex fit. Women: size down for a closer fit. Men: order your usual size.

SIZE CHART (inches, measured flat, +/- 1 in)
S: 18 wide x 28 long
M: 20 wide x 29 long
L: 22 wide x 30 long
XL: 24 wide x 31 long
2XL: 26 wide x 32 long
3XL: 28 wide x 33 long
Width is measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Length is measured from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

PRINT
Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so the ink goes into the fabric instead of sitting on top like a heavy transfer.

MADE TO ORDER AND SHIPPING
- Every shirt is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3-10 days, then your order ships by USPS.
- Ships from the US: Printify's US print provider prints and ships your order.
- FREE SHIPPING on US orders. Free shipping applies to US addresses only.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not bleach or dry clean.

GIFTING
A thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, teachers and friends. Because every shirt is made to order, please order a little early for holidays.

ABOUT HONEYMAN TEES
Honeyman Tees is a small shop started by Chris, an attorney by day who loves history and classical music. Every design is an original storybook-watercolor character from history, books, faith and the holidays.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Who is the Edward Winslow shirt for?
It is a funny, cute gift for history teachers, primary-source fans and pie lovers. The cute chibi storybook-watercolor art makes it an easy gift for birthdays, holidays and thank-yous.

What is the joke on the Edward Winslow shirt, and what is the story behind it?
The speech bubble says: “Wrote the only eyewitness account. Not one word about pie.” In a December 1621 letter, printed in London in 1622, Edward Winslow wrote the only surviving eyewitness description of the autumn feast at Plymouth that we now call the first Thanksgiving. He tells of fowling, recreation and about ninety Wampanoag men who joined and brought five deer, but he never mentions pie.

Is the shirt printed to order, and how does shipping work?
Yes, every shirt is printed to order, so production takes 3-10 days before it ships. Shipping is free to US addresses.

AI DISCLOSURE AND PRODUCTION PARTNER
AI disclosure: This design was created with the help of AI image tools, then edited and finished by Honeyman Tees. Our production partner, Printify, prints and ships every order.

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Listed on Nov 1, 2026