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Captain John Paul Jones Shirt, Funny Continental Navy Tee, Revolutionary War Gift for Sailors, Navy Families and History Teachers

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  • Materials: Cotton, Polyester
  • Made to order

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A funny Revolutionary War gift for sailors and navy families: the chibi storybook-watercolor Captain John Paul Jones of the Continental Navy, hugging a tall stack of red coats, says "Raided the King's closet. 10,000 winter coats."

A funny, cute Continental Navy gift for a sailor, a navy veteran, a navy family, a history teacher or anyone who is always cold in winter.

THE STORY BEHIND IT
In November 1776, off Cape Breton Island, Captain John Paul Jones of the Continental Navy captured the British transport Mellish, which was carrying about 10,000 winter uniforms meant for British troops in Canada. John Paul Jones called it the most valuable prize yet taken by the American side, and the warm clothing went to the rebels instead.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- Funny Continental Navy shirt: the watercolor chibi Captain John Paul Jones, arms full of folded red coats, says "Raided the King's closet. 10,000 winter coats."
- For sailors, navy veterans and families, Scottish-Americans, history teachers and history buffs
- Big, bold speech-bubble joke, with the design printed up to about 10 inches wide, depending on size, so it reads across the room
- Original chibi watercolor art by Honeyman Tees: a black tricorn hat, a blue 18th-century naval coat with red facings and gold buttons, white breeches and a tall stack of folded red coats
- Soft, comfy tee, made to order and printed to last; a funny gift for winter

ABOUT THE SHIRT
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, 4.2 oz, crew neck, side-seamed
- Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather Peach and Dark Grey Heather are 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Pick your color from the color menu.

FIT
Unisex fit. Women: size down for a closer fit. Men: order your usual size.

SIZE CHART (inches, measured flat, +/- 1 in)
S: 18 wide x 28 long
M: 20 wide x 29 long
L: 22 wide x 30 long
XL: 24 wide x 31 long
2XL: 26 wide x 32 long
3XL: 28 wide x 33 long
Width is measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Length is measured from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

PRINT
Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so the ink goes into the fabric instead of sitting on top like a heavy transfer.

MADE TO ORDER AND SHIPPING
- Every shirt is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3-10 days, then your order ships by USPS.
- Ships from the US: Printify's US print provider prints and ships your order.
- FREE SHIPPING on US orders. Free shipping applies to US addresses only.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not bleach or dry clean.

GIFTING
A thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, teachers and friends. Because every shirt is made to order, please order a little early for holidays.

ABOUT HONEYMAN TEES
Honeyman Tees is a small shop started by Chris, an attorney by day who loves history. Every design is an original storybook-watercolor character from history, books, faith and the holidays.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Who is the Captain John Paul Jones shirt for?
It is a funny, cute gift for sailors, navy families and history teachers. The cute chibi storybook-watercolor art makes it an easy gift for birthdays, holidays and thank-yous.

What is the joke on the Captain John Paul Jones shirt, and what is the story behind it?
The speech bubble says: “Raided the King's closet. 10,000 winter coats.” In November 1776, off Cape Breton Island, Captain John Paul Jones of the Continental Navy captured the British transport Mellish, which was carrying about 10,000 winter uniforms meant for British troops in Canada. John Paul Jones called it the most valuable prize yet taken by the American side, and the warm clothing went to the rebels instead.

Is the shirt printed to order, and how does shipping work?
Yes, every shirt is printed to order, so production takes 3-10 days before it ships. Shipping is free to US addresses.

AI DISCLOSURE AND PRODUCTION PARTNER
AI disclosure: This design was created with the help of AI image tools, then edited and finished by Honeyman Tees. Our production partner, Printify, prints and ships every order.

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  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215.

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A funny Revolutionary War gift for sailors and navy families: the chibi storybook-watercolor Captain John Paul Jones of the Continental Navy, hugging a tall stack of red coats, says "Raided the King's closet. 10,000 winter coats."

A funny, cute Continental Navy gift for a sailor, a navy veteran, a navy family, a history teacher or anyone who is always cold in winter.

THE STORY BEHIND IT
In November 1776, off Cape Breton Island, Captain John Paul Jones of the Continental Navy captured the British transport Mellish, which was carrying about 10,000 winter uniforms meant for British troops in Canada. John Paul Jones called it the most valuable prize yet taken by the American side, and the warm clothing went to the rebels instead.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- Funny Continental Navy shirt: the watercolor chibi Captain John Paul Jones, arms full of folded red coats, says "Raided the King's closet. 10,000 winter coats."
- For sailors, navy veterans and families, Scottish-Americans, history teachers and history buffs
- Big, bold speech-bubble joke, with the design printed up to about 10 inches wide, depending on size, so it reads across the room
- Original chibi watercolor art by Honeyman Tees: a black tricorn hat, a blue 18th-century naval coat with red facings and gold buttons, white breeches and a tall stack of folded red coats
- Soft, comfy tee, made to order and printed to last; a funny gift for winter

ABOUT THE SHIRT
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, 4.2 oz, crew neck, side-seamed
- Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heather Peach and Dark Grey Heather are 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Pick your color from the color menu.

FIT
Unisex fit. Women: size down for a closer fit. Men: order your usual size.

SIZE CHART (inches, measured flat, +/- 1 in)
S: 18 wide x 28 long
M: 20 wide x 29 long
L: 22 wide x 30 long
XL: 24 wide x 31 long
2XL: 26 wide x 32 long
3XL: 28 wide x 33 long
Width is measured across the chest, 1 inch below the armholes. Length is measured from the top of the shoulder to the hem.

PRINT
Printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, so the ink goes into the fabric instead of sitting on top like a heavy transfer.

MADE TO ORDER AND SHIPPING
- Every shirt is printed just for you after you order. Production takes 3-10 days, then your order ships by USPS.
- Ships from the US: Printify's US print provider prints and ships your order.
- FREE SHIPPING on US orders. Free shipping applies to US addresses only.

CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not bleach or dry clean.

GIFTING
A thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, teachers and friends. Because every shirt is made to order, please order a little early for holidays.

ABOUT HONEYMAN TEES
Honeyman Tees is a small shop started by Chris, an attorney by day who loves history. Every design is an original storybook-watercolor character from history, books, faith and the holidays.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Who is the Captain John Paul Jones shirt for?
It is a funny, cute gift for sailors, navy families and history teachers. The cute chibi storybook-watercolor art makes it an easy gift for birthdays, holidays and thank-yous.

What is the joke on the Captain John Paul Jones shirt, and what is the story behind it?
The speech bubble says: “Raided the King's closet. 10,000 winter coats.” In November 1776, off Cape Breton Island, Captain John Paul Jones of the Continental Navy captured the British transport Mellish, which was carrying about 10,000 winter uniforms meant for British troops in Canada. John Paul Jones called it the most valuable prize yet taken by the American side, and the warm clothing went to the rebels instead.

Is the shirt printed to order, and how does shipping work?
Yes, every shirt is printed to order, so production takes 3-10 days before it ships. Shipping is free to US addresses.

AI DISCLOSURE AND PRODUCTION PARTNER
AI disclosure: This design was created with the help of AI image tools, then edited and finished by Honeyman Tees. Our production partner, Printify, prints and ships every order.

HoneymanTeesShop made this item with help from
Printify, Wilmington, DE

Delivery details and policies

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    Nov 9-19
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Ships from
    Hialeah, FL
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215

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Listed on Nov 2, 2026