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Funny, rude, alternative, sarcastic, BIRTHDAY card. 50th birthday, friend, aunt, cousin

BeeFrank

By BeeFrank

BeeFrankCards ·

Ayr, United Kingdom

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Highlights

  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

  • Materials: Quality, Card

Everyone knows someone who would appreciate an alternative birthday card!

HAPPY 50th!
here’s to
5 decades, 50 years,
600 months, 2,600 weeks,
18,262 days, 438,228 hours,
26,297,280 minutes
1,577,836,800 seconds
HOLY SHIT! you’ve lived for well over a BILLION seconds!!
Have a great day :)

INSIDE: IS BLANK

Printed on quality card with an insert and comes cello wrapped with an envelope! The size of this card is 15cm x 15cm

All items come from a smoke free home.

Thanks for looking :) Please message with any questions.


Image colour may vary slightly, all cards are printed on either hammer or linen finish card with a plain white insert. All high quality :)

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  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Ships from: United Kingdom

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Valerie May 21, 2018

Very helpful in getting the right card I was needing even after it said it did not ship to the United States! Thank you for your help! Very fast delivery!

Valerie May 21, 2018

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BeeFrank
BeeFrankCards ·

Ayr, United Kingdom

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