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What the Shit / Cross Stitch Template Pattern (PDF Download)

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CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT (not recommended for verbally delicate individuals)

Please be aware that this is a digital PDF Cross Stitch Pattern only, not a finished product.

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This pattern includes the DMC thread information (floss chart) and has the templates for both color block and symbol format. 

Each PDF is 2 pages in length. 

Pattern specifications:

• Designed for 14 Count Aida
• Finished Size: 4.3" x 4.3" in / 10.9 x 10.9 cm
• Grid Size: 60 x 60 
• Full stitches only
• 9 DMC floss colors

***DISCLAIMER***

All of the colors used in my patterns should be used a guide or a suggestion; if you feel as if you would rather use another color then what my DMC Floss Chart suggests, please do! Freedom to the stitchers!

Due to the limitations & inconsistencies of various display monitors, the colors you see on your screen may not be a totally accurate reproduction of the actual product. Screen images are intended as a
guide only and should not be regarded as absolutely correct. Please bear with me, I have tried my hardest to create a visually appealing combination of colored flosses.

Please do not hesitate to message me with any questions! Happy Stitching!

Copyright © 2016 Jack The Stitcher

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Mackenzie Jan 9, 2026

print quality is great! this is one of my favorite sayings

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Amanda Oct 5, 2020

Great layout but the one issue I had is I had no idea how to read the charts. I thought there would be instructions since this was my first cross stitch ever. Otherwise it was very useful!

Amanda Oct 5, 2020

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Etsy buyer Jun 7, 2020

I did this cross stitch for my mom for Mother’s Day, and it was a hit. I loved how there were two variations of the instructions—very easy to follow. Will definitely be buying more patterns!

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Gretchen Jan 28, 2018

This was such a great pattern for my first real attempt at cross stitching! I messed up but rolled with it. Easy to follow PDF and I didn't give up in frustration so I count that as a win. Thanks!

Gretchen Jan 28, 2018

JackTheStitcher
JackTheStitcher ·

Albany, New York

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