Do you have a wholesale program for resellers?

Customized products are optional. We carry many stock "cures" ready to go. Also, if you like a "cure" we have available, you can ask us to use it along with the name of the recipient.

How do I tell you what I want on the label?

You should include name and/or "cure" specifics in the notes area when making your payment. If you forget, simply send us a "Conversation" and we'll attach it to your order. Please be advised that we reserve the right to refuse an order and/or adjust or refuse customization of an item. While we are very liberal in what we will allow, we MUST be sure our product does not give the impression it cures or treats any ailment in reality, we have special guidelines we must follow with respect to actual medication names, and beyond that, it is very rare we refuse or restrict an order unless it is antagonistic hate, threats, etc. to someone or a group that we deem a potential physical or emotional risk in processing.

How do I choose a "cure"?

If you wish to purchase a stock "cure" with a recipient's name, it is considered a custom order. You do not have to come up with a "cure" of your own if you like one of ours. We have a talented and clever team as well, so sometimes you can give us a little information of your goal and we can come up with a good "cure" to match. We encourage you to submit your own, and we'll tweak it up if necessary.

I am having you ship right to the recipient. Is a Gift Box a good idea to add?

If you choose to add a gift box, it arrives flat in the package and you'll need to assemble it. (It's super easy.) So, if we are shipping directly to the recipient instead of you, buying a gift box wouldn't be practical.

I don't want a receipt in the package because this is being shipped to the recipient.

Unless specifically requested that we print a receipt and enclose it with your order, we don't send printed receipts. Instead, you'll receive a digital receipt from our Corporate Offices (Diversified Company) via email. So, if the recipient receives the package directly at your request, they will not see the receipt.

I'd like pills that look like a medication I'm taking. Can you do that?

No! It is amazing how many people ask that question, as if we have a pill press and can just dazzle up anything you might want to have in candy form instead of actual medication. It is a violation of Federal Law, on many levels, to manufacture candy that is identical to medication with intent to distribute as medication or otherwise. We offer mints and candy hearts. We may offer other candies in the future, but beyond that, what you see is what we have.

My _______ keeps stealing my medication. I'd like to use this to stop them. What do you think?

We think your best course of action is going to be to seek professional assistance if you cannot successfully confront and cease that action. This is a candy product for entertainment purposes only. We obviously can't control what you do with it, but we can't knowingly contribute to a ruse of this nature.

If I buy the item without candy, can I put in it whatever I want to?

We obviously can't control what you put in the bottle. We can replace the word CANDY with another word, but please be advised we can't place references to the content being anything illegal (including marijuana as long as it is against Federal Law). We also cannot put any medication name on the bottle. We are very liberal on what we allow on the labels, but we scrutinize more closely on "no candy" orders. This is simply for legal reasons. We also don't want our big PR moment to surround around something dumb someone put in an empty bottle.

I think my shipping charges were too high. Can you look?

Of course. We actually review all multi-item orders to be sure that the shipping costs are in line with the rates we pay for shipping. It's not uncommon for you to pay a few cents more or less than we do, but we don't add a percentage markup. We have also set maximum shipping charges as well as other discounts that kick in as the dollar amount goes up, but if we notice something is wrong, you'll usually hear from us before we hear from you with a refund for the overage. But, certainly reach out if you need us to review it.

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Custom Candy Hearts Gag Gift: Novelty Rx Pills

Name: Custom Candy Hearts Gag Gift: Novelty Rx Pills
Brand: NoveltyMedsAndMore
SKU: 499362776
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.7 (69 reviews)

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Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
Ships from Indiana! Shorter shipping distances are kinder to the planet
Materials: mints, candy

Ever feel like all you need is a magic pill to make everything feel better during those stressful times? Ever wish you could cure a friend’s woes? Forget the doctor, unless it's serious, of course! Try Novelty Meds! A great gift for a friend or yourself!

Novelty Meds are great tasting candies in a real prescription bottle meant to bring a big smile and a hearty laugh to the “patient” that receives them. Designed to look like a real prescription from the pharmacy, Novelty Meds are available with a variety of stock "cures" for the “medication,” or can be personalized with the “patient’s” name and a custom "cure" benefit from the “medicine.”

Novelty Meds… Illusions of Solutions

*** THESE ITEMS ARE FOR THOSE THAT WISH TO ADD A NAME TO A STOCK "CURE" AND/OR TO CREATE THEIR OWN "CURE". IF YOU WANT OUR "READY TO SHIP" PRODUCT WITHOUT CUSTOMIZATION, PLEASE SEE OUR OTHER LISTING. ***

*** THESE ITEMS CONTAIN CANDY HEARTS. FOR MINTS, PLEASE SEE OUR OTHER LISTINGS. ***

Add a gift box for just 50 cents! *

“NO CANDY OPTION”: Fill it yourself! We will send empty labelled bottles for you to fill with your own candy, trinket, or other item you desire.

- SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION ELECTION 2020 SERIES -

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT DONALD J. TRUMP
DID NOT WIN THE ELECTION.

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT DONALD J. TRUMP
WON THE ELECTION.

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT JOSEPH R. BIDEN
DID NOT WIN THE ELECTION.

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT JOSEPH R. BIDEN
WON THE ELECTION.

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT HILLARY CLINTON
WON REELECTION IN 2020.

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
MOUTH AS NEEDED TO HELP
KEEP YOURSELF FROM
TALKING ABOUT POLITICS.

LIMITED EDITION – Defunding Police

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT DEFUNDING THE
POLICE WILL MAKE YOU SAFER.

LIMITED EDITION – Blue Flu

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO REMIND YOU OF
THE VALUE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT.

Alien Control

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS
NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT THERE ARE ALIENS CONTROLLING
YOUR THOUGHTS.

Because I Love You

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO REMIND YOU THAT
I BOUGHT THIS FOR YOU
SIMPLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

Believe All

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE
ILLUSION THAT EVERYONE REALLY
DOES BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SAY.

Can Dance

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOU REALLY CAN DANCE.

Can Sing

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU REALLY CAN SING.

Can't Do Better

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU CAN'T DO ANY BETTER.

Cure All (Best Selling Option)

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT IT WILL CURE EVERYTHING THAT AILS YOU.

Didn't Settle

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU REALLY DIDN’T SETTLE FOR LESS.

Get Your Blood Pumping

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU INSPIRATION
TO GET YOUR BLOOD PUMPING!
Good as it Gets

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT NOTHING THAT THIS TRULY IS
AS GOOD AS IT GETS.

Hot Stuff

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU ARE REALLY AS HOT AS
YOU THINK YOU ARE.

Ignore It

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT IF YOU IGNORE IT, IT REALLY
WILL GO AWAY.

Invincible

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU ARE INVINCIBLE TO
ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.

Know All

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU REALLY DO KNOW EVERYTHING.

Know Better

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH
TO KNOW BETTER.

Love Job

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT YOU REALLY DO LOVE YOUR JOB.

My Love For You

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO REMIND YOU OF
MY LOVE FOR YOU!

WARNING: DO NOT CHEW OR HEARTBREAK POSSIBLE.

No Fault

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT NOTHING THAT GOES WRONG
IS EVER YOUR FAULT.

Political Discussions

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH AS
NEEDED TO HELP KEEP YOURSELF
FROM TALKING ABOUT POLITICS.

See Through

TAKE 1 CANDY HEART TABLET BY MOUTH
AS NEEDED TO GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION
THAT PEOPLE REALLY CAN'T SEE
RIGHT THROUGH YOU.

Each "prescription" contains approximately 60 CANDY HEART tablets and weighs approximately one ounce.

* The optional 2x2x4 white gift box comfortably houses one Novelty Meds "prescription." The box arrives to you flat, and you will assemble it to look as shown in the photo. The box itself is blank to further add to the mystery of what that is in the mystery box when the recipient instinctively shakes it.

DISCLAIMER:

NoveltyMeds.Com does not sell real medication. Although our products look like real prescriptions due to the packaging and labelling, and although the contents may resemble medication, we sell candy in prescription bottles and by no means any true medication or nutritional supplements. Although this is candy, we recommend this product for adults only, not children. We further advise keeping this product out of the reach of children so they will not confuse real medication with candy. We are not responsible for what you choose to do with your purchase, who you give it to, or how you store it, or any outcome of your actions. This is a novelty item and should be treated as such.

Order today to get by May 28-Jun 1
Returns & exchanges not accepted
Cost to ship: $5.28

Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.
Ships from: Hobart, IN

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