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Sarcastic Valentine Card 4-Pack Download - "I Tolerate You", "You Suck Less Than Most People" plus 2 others - Fun card for friends, spouse.

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  • Designed by NovellePrints
  • Digital download
  • Digital file type(s): 1 PDF

Make someone feel special on Valentine's Day - or any other occasion - with these mildly sarcastic, mostly honest cards. As a set of 4 printable valentine cards, you can give out a good selection of fun cards to everyone on your list!

If you want to give out somewhat nice Valentines cards to people you sort of care about, these slightly cynical cards are the perfect way to do it.

At first glance, these cards look like normal Valentines Day cards, but the fun is in watching people read them!

"I Tolerate You"
"You Suck Less Than Most People"
"There is no one else I'd rather spend this Annual Obligation day with."
"Roses are Dead, Violets are Fine, This Day Sucks B***, I Really Love Wine"


Final print size of each card after cutting is 2.5" x 4".

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Beautifully designed no-fold card comes with front and back files, 4 up on a sheet with cut marks.
Simply print one side on an 8.5x11" paper (cardstock works best), then put the paper back in the printer and print the other. Print as many as you want! Or take the file to a local print shop.

Downloads as one PDF with two pages - front and back - at 8.5" x 11" paper size.
Use the free Adobe Reader to view and print file (https://get.adobe.com/reader/otherversions/)

This purchase is a digital file only and no physical product will be shipped to your address.

This purchase is for personal use only and may be used as many times as you like. You may print and display in a commercial setting, but you may not resell, reproduce, distribute, or profit in any way from our item.

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Etsy buyer Feb 26, 2019

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Etsy buyer Feb 26, 2019

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