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MFM Murderino Greeting Card: Here's The Thing, Adult Humor

Price:$4.25

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GreenShingle  
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  • Designed by GreenShingle
  • Materials: matching envelope, scored, printed, heavy card stock, fold over card, blank greeting card, greeting card blank

  • Gift wrapping available

Here's the thing!
Give your best friend a little boost and let her know everything is going to be OK.

This card is printed on a 100# bright white card stock and is blank inside. Comes with a matching A2 envelope.
Card measures 4.25 x 5.5 when folded.

Be the envy of your murderino friends with this cool card! Perfect boost for your bestie.

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  • Ships from: Macomb, IL

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Etsy buyer Dec 22, 2024

Great card, as described. Thanks

Etsy buyer Dec 22, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Kathryn Jan 12, 2024

Backstory: I am a highly sensitive person and care way too much what other people think (don’t worry, been in therapy for it for years and have become WAY better). But my dad has, for years, said to me: “Kate, fuck ‘em. Fuck everybody if they aren’t good to you. Don’t give them a second thought.” So this card is for him. It’s actually been really helpful advice, to not spend so much time what others think of me because I know I’m doing my best and am a good fucking person. End of story: buy this card!

Kathryn Jan 12, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Elise Jul 29, 2020

Arrived fast and looks perfect! Perfect addition to my MFM collection!

Elise Jul 29, 2020

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jes Jul 21, 2020

Well packaged, shipped fast, as pictured. This card is perfect for your bestie!

Jes Jul 21, 2020

GreenShingle
GreenShingle ·

Macomb, Illinois

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Listed on Aug 19, 2026