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"I'm So Glad I Found You Instead of Jesus"

When not severing my fingers, I use vintage lead type and antique letterpresses to bring you the most horrible, adorable cards around!

Check out my shop for dozens more dreadful cards to scandalize your loved ones, delight your friends, and crush your enemies.

I print each card by hand using my 1908 Chandler & Price letterpress. Every card is...

- 3.5 x 5 inches, also called "A1" or "4Bar"
- Printed on Rives BFK, a 250 gsm, 100% cotton French printmaking paper
- Blank inside
- Packaged with a 100% cotton envelope made by Crane & Co. in a protective cello sleeve

***PLEASE NOTE***: These cards are smaller than standard greeting cards, which are either 4.25 x 5.5 inches ("A2") or 5 x 7 inches ("A7"). Rives BFK is a very high-end paper, the cost of which has increased 100% since I began making these cards in 2013. The envelopes have also increased 30% in cost during this time. In spite of this, I have never increased my prices. If my cards were A2 size, they would cost $6.50 each / $33 for a set of 6, and if they were A7, they would cost $8.50 each / $43 for a set of 6.

DISCOUNT!

Get a deal on my Meanie Greetings here, 6-for-$23. Choose your own combination!
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SHIPPING!

I send all cards by USPS First Class Mail.

WHOLESALE!

I wholesale almost everything in the shop! Send me a convo!