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I love you for your personality, but that dick is a really nice bonus. Birthday, Anniversary, just because.



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  • Handmade
  • Materials: 65lb acid and lignin free card, double sided tape

Text reads. I love you for your personality, but that dick is a really nice bonus...
****Please note that I no longer accept personalisation for this card, please do not leave a gift message***

This is a paper cut card measuring 5" square.
It is cut in an 65lb acid and lignin free cardstock.

Shown here in a shimmering Silver acid and lignin free 65lb card stock.

**** colour option refers to the colour of the liner card - the main card will always be silver****. Default liner colour is blue

The liner is attached to the main card with a single strip of double sided tape, so strong that it is impossible to remove without destroying the card,!

Each card is handmade and assembled in my smoke free home studio in Nova Scotia Canada, I have two cats and two dogs and strive to ensure that they are kept out of my studio.

This card comes with:
a neutral coloured envelope
a clear bag to keep it in a pristine condition.

Shipping is via Canadapost, tracking is not included with the shipping price

**** Please be read and be aware of Processing and Shipping times before making your purchase ****
© 2012 Adrian de Montfort. All Rights Reserved©

Wholesale prices are available, please contact me for details


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Jan 27-Feb 14


Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Jan 27-Feb 14!



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2,838 reviews

5 out of 5 stars

Buyers are raving!

Multiple people gave 5-star reviews to this shop in the past 7 days.


Donna Feb 2, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Got here a bit late But the look on his face was so worth the wait !!! He just loved it Thank you

Ally Gilpin Nov 26, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Great card, super good quality. Really friendly and quick (!) responses from the creator and it was posted out almost immediately as I was on a time scale in the U.K. Very happy with everything as a whole thanks again! 😊

Kassie Hicks Dec 15, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Hubs loved this and absolutely agreed.

Kidzye Celestin Oct 5, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Beautiful, looks even better than the picture. Satisfied.