Low in stock, only 1 left
Price: $4.55
I love you for your personality, but that dick is a really nice bonus. Birthday, Anniversary, just because.
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Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.
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Order today to get by May 22-Jun 10
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3,329 reviews
5 out of 5 starsI love this shop's cards. They are nice quality, funny, and always arrive as described.
Audra Mar 25, 2024
Great card! Highly recommend, will definitely buy from seller again
Beth Figge Feb 6, 2024
The card is perfect and shipped quickly! Thank you so much!
Travis Main Jan 20, 2024
He loved it. It came perfectly packaged and there was not way it was getting bent. Nice and thick product too. Not easily bent.
Chrissy Rodgers Dec 18, 2023
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