Shipping directly to recipient? (Download Listings Exempt)

1. Include your recipient’s address on the “ship to” section at checkout. 2. Leave a note in the “optional note to seller” box that you require a “DIRECT TO RECIPIENT” service and your personalised message for inside. Please note shipping direct to recipient with personalised messages can add up to 24 hours on to dispatch times.

Custom and personalised orders (Download Listings Exempt)

1. Make your request via the “convo” contact us link. Where possible, we will accommodate your request. 2. If your request can be met; detail your request in the “optional note to seller” section. Please note custom orders can add up to 24 hours on to dispatch times.

What happens if my order is delayed/Lost?

2020 told us that anything can happen! Postal delays, staffing issues and “special adjustments” to services do occur. It is also worth noting that at busy times (such as Christmas) the postal service is under additional pressures. In the event you card has failed to arrive within our stated timeframes, we ask you to be patient. Very few orders are “lost” most are only delayed. Royal Mail acknowledge a delivery as “lost” when 10 working days (excluding weekends) have elapsed. As such we will happily remedy orders once this time frame has passed. Of course it goes without saying, message us with any questions or concerns and we will always endeavour to assist where we can.

I don’t want the plastic wrapping!

We are working hard to reduce our carbon footprint here at Whattheduckcards. We do send our cards in a plastic cello bag inside the hard back envelope for extra protection however, if you wish to have your card sent “naked” and do your part, just let us know in the “note to seller” box on order.

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Rude & Funny Homemade Boob Job Card For Breast Enhancement, Reduction, Surgery And Enlargement By What the Duck Cards - GREAT TITS

Name: Rude & Funny Homemade Boob Job Card For Breast Enhancement, Reduction, Surgery And Enlargement By What the Duck Cards - GREAT TITS
Brand: Whattheduckcards
SKU: 527895368
Price: 4.64 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (21 reviews)

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Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
Materials: Linen, Card, Ink

THE CARDS

- White, FSC approved, matte linen 300GSM card, made in the UK
- 21cm x 15cm in dimension (A4 Folded)
- Includes a recycled brown craft envelope
- Supplied blank inside for your own message, as standard
- Colours may vary slightly from those displayed on monitors/screens

ADD A CONFETTI BOMB!? (Surcharge Applies)

- Biodegradable confetti, made in the UK
- Supplied it in a clear seal bag along with your card
- Select your confetti of choice at the product screen
- After writing your card, empty the contents inside and seal as normal! The recipient then receives a welcome or unwelcome (depending on how you see it) shower of confetti on opening!

ADD A MESSAGE INSIDE?

- Add your own printed message inside – use the ‘note to seller box’ on order

SEND DIRECT TO RECIPIENT?

- Use your recipients address details on order including your required printed message in the ‘note to seller box’ and we will do the rest

THE OTHER BITS

- Processing time - 1-2 working days
- UK Mainland, first class delivery - 1-2 working days
- Europe, standard international delivery - 3-6 working days
- World Zone 1-3, standard international delivery - 9-10 working days
- We do not offer additional tracked services

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