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30th Birthday Card, Birthday Card Funny, 30th Birthday Gift, Husband Birthday Card, 40th Birthday Card For Him, Her, Wife, Best Friend, Old

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Because "you're old as shit" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

This cheeky birthday card is professionally printed on high quality card stock and comes with a fabulous kraft brown envelope. It is cut, folded and carefully packaged in-house.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
Size: 4.25 x 5.5 Inches
High quality card stock
Includes envelope
Blank inside so you can write your own message

*THE WATERMARK WILL NOT APPEAR ON THE CARD*

SHIPPING:
Your card and envelope will be shipped in a rigid mailer to ensure that they arrive at your door in perfect condition.

Your order will be processed and shipped within 1 business day. Approximate shipment durations (not guaranteed) are as follows:

Canada: 2 - 4 business days
United States: 4 - 8 business days
International: 2 - 3 weeks

If you need the card by a certain date, please reach out to us and we will arrange to get the card to you via rush delivery. Extra shipping charges may apply.

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Etsy buyer Jan 16, 2024

Item as described, great quality.

Etsy buyer Jan 16, 2024

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Connie Jan 19, 2023

Happy with purchase! Quality item, quick shipment. I would shop with seller again.

Connie Jan 19, 2023

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Adrianna Apr 20, 2022

Well made and the artwork is lovely.

Adrianna Apr 20, 2022

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Aly Mar 7, 2021

Good quality cards with witty sayings. Something for everyone :-)

Aly Mar 7, 2021

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