May the power of Orion guide you in your upcoming nuptials. The Viking Gods Greedor and Whalesmith have blessed this day. They fill you with the power of the sea and the veracity of the Kracken to make sure the wedding goes off without a hitch.
A blessed crown of clam shells will rest upon the Bride. The Groom will don the ceremonial suit of kelp. As the Ocean Priest rubs the course sea salt upon the foreheads of the couple she will sing the siren song of the banshees. The high notes will reign down upon your wedding party.
Do not be alarmed if the traditional song causes the women to vomit and the men to sob. It happens all the time.
After the the sacrificial octopus has been slaughtered and the rhythm crabs begin to play, the bride and groom, drenched in the waters of the northern Atlantic, will look upon each other and smile. Knowing in their hearts the Gods of the sea have blessed them and their wedding truly did kick ass.
How do you thank the men who stood by the groom’s side and helped him dive off the dock of bachelorhood into the depths of marriage? Why a gift fit for the Viking warriors that came before him, my dear friend! A 100% personalize Groomsmen Beer Stein from ToonedUp! It will hold a caricature of your Groomsmen that will be the hit of the Wedding.
👉👉 How it works:
The first step of ToonedUp is you do not talk about ToonedUp.
The second step of ToonedUp is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT ToonedUp.
—Okay but I’d like to place an order, what is the process?
Enough with the questions!!! Just buy the f***ing Beer Steins!!!
…er….excuse me….I’m being told by my superiors I'm supposed to be nicer to the customers. Let’s try that again.
👉👉 Really, Actually, How it works (we promise):
You send us a couple pictures of your friends to support [!at] ToonedUp.gifts. Then we send them off to our head artist Ryan Banksy (no relation), he and his brother Stan Banksy (definitely not the real Banksy) draw up a caricature that will be for-sure funny, most-certainly eye catching, and super-totes radical.
After Ryan and Stan finish a draft, their little sister Dorothy Banksy (not the world renowned graffiti artist Banksy). She will put the finishing touches on the draft and then email it back to you. Then we will wait patently for your approval.
When we get the go ahead, Ryan, Stan, and Dorothy will talk to their cousins Barry and Brian Banksy (guys, it's not the real Banksy, that would be crazy). Barry and Brian will forge the Beer Stein out of melted down World War Two submarines.
Imagine how nuts it’s going to be when your friends unwrap this Beer Stein and see their own beautiful mug staring back at them.
In addition we’ll send you a digital file of the caricatures so your buddies can share it on their social media accounts.
We have an array of gifts for all occasions. Check out our huge selection of ToonedUp Gifts www.ToonedUpgifts.etsy.com.
The only place where you can get a 100% real Banksy! Oops. Not the real Banksy….