My Favorite Murder | Pepper Spray Now, Ask Questions Later | Digital Pattern | INSTANT DOWNLOAD | Cross Stitch Art | Murderino | Needlepoint
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“Perfect design for me to stitch on a T shirt for my Monday morning murder club in our local library”
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Aug 11, 2025
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Pepper spray now ****PATTERN****
****DIGITAL PATTERN****
****INSTANT DOWNLOAD***
Inspired by the gals on the My Favorite Murder Podcast!
This ain't your momma's sampler!
This sampler is yet another reminder to fuck politeness, stay sexy, and don't get murdered!
Best way to accomplish that is to pepper spray now, and ask questions later!
Finished pattern, from stitch to stitch, is 5.79x3.79 in and would fit well in an 5x7 or a 7in hoop.
Easy to read pattern that can be used from a tablet or computer or even printed out for those analog stitchers among us.
Instant download of full color pattern with symbols and key based on the DMC floss chart.
If stitching isn't your thing, I also have a physical version in a separate listing.
If you would like a custom pattern, please message me and we can start the process.
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