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All paper orders are packaged in a clear cello sleeve for protection. Greeting cards that are purchased by themselves are packaged with a cardboard backing and shipped in a rigid mailer. Prints are packaged with a cardboard backing and shipped in a bubble mailer. All earrings are shipped in a small corrugated kraft mailers. Wrapping paper orders of 4 or less are folded and placed in a cello sleeve. Orders of two or less are shipped with a cardboard backing and in a bubble mailer. Orders of 3 or 4 are shipped in a corrugated kraft box. Wrapping paper orders of 5 or more are rolled and shipped in a tube mailers wrapped in tissue paper. Orders of more than one item are shipped in corrugated kraft mailers.

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Congrats Sinners Wedding Card, Funny Sarcastic Card

Name: Congrats Sinners Wedding Card, Funny Sarcastic Card
Brand: SiyoBoutique
SKU: 592729716
Price: 6.54 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (1365 reviews)

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Designed by SiyoBoutique
Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
Materials: 100lb white matte card stock

*PLEASE READ FAQ BEFORE ORDERING FOR SHIPPING AND GENERAL INFORMATION. ETSY PROVIDES ESTIMATED SHIPPING TIMES THAT ARE NOT GUARANTEED. NO REFUNDS ARE GIVEN FOR DELAYED ORDER DELIVERIES DUE TO USPS*

When your friends have finally tied the knot and are now having marital sex. Grab this funny card to give the newlyweds on the day of their wedding. Perfect for those friends or family who were raised religious.

The Details

⚡ A7 size (5" x 7") Card

⚡ Blank inside for you to write a sweet or sassy message!

⚡ Printed on 100lb heavy bright white matte card stock (she thicc)

⚡ Paired with a matching colorful envelope

⚡ Designed by Tyler Jones

⚡ Printed, cut and packaged in Maryland, USA

⚡ Note that actual colors may vary slightly due to differences in screen settings.

Shipping

⚡ Processing time of 5-7 business days

⚡ Orders are shipped using USPS

⚡ Your card is shipped in a rigid mailer with a cardboard backing ensure a safe mail journey.

⚡ Approximate shipment durations (not guaranteed) are as follows:

United States First Class: 3-5 business days
Priority Mail International: 6-10 business day
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Cost to ship: $5.40
Ships from: Bowie, MD

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Reviews for this item

5.0

(8 reviews)

5.0 Item quality

5.0 Shipping

5.0 Customer service

100% Buyers recommend

5 This item

Meredith Oct 3, 2025

These cards are great quality and perfect for weddings.

Meredith Oct 3, 2025

5 This item

adiah Jul 27, 2021

funny card for a unique couple. shipped in very sturdy packaging!

adiah Jul 27, 2021

5 This item

Amy Jul 21, 2021

Great card with careful packaging and quick shipping.

Amy Jul 21, 2021

5 This item

Emily Jul 13, 2020

I love the card and am so excited to give it my friend! Super fast shipping. The personal touches and handwritten note absolutely made my day! Will definitely purchase from this shop again!

Emily Jul 13, 2020