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Congrats Sinners Wedding Card, Funny Sarcastic Card

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  • Designed by SiyoBoutique
  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
  • Materials: 100lb white matte card stock

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When your friends have finally tied the knot and are now having marital sex. Grab this funny card to give the newlyweds on the day of their wedding. Perfect for those friends or family who were raised religious.

The Details

⚡ A7 size (5" x 7") Card

⚡ Blank inside for you to write a sweet or sassy message!

⚡ Printed on 100lb heavy bright white matte card stock (she thicc)

⚡ Paired with a matching colorful envelope

⚡ Designed by Tyler Jones

⚡ Printed, cut and packaged in Maryland, USA

⚡ Note that actual colors may vary slightly due to differences in screen settings.

Shipping

⚡ Processing time of 5-7 business days

⚡ Orders are shipped using USPS

⚡ Your card is shipped in a rigid mailer with a cardboard backing ensure a safe mail journey.

⚡ Approximate shipment durations (not guaranteed) are as follows:

United States First Class: 3-5 business days
Priority Mail International: 6-10 business day
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  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $5.40
  • Ships from: Bowie, MD

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Reviews for this item

5.0

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(8 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
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Meredith Oct 3, 2025

These cards are great quality and perfect for weddings.

Meredith Oct 3, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

adiah Jul 27, 2021

funny card for a unique couple. shipped in very sturdy packaging!

adiah Jul 27, 2021

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Amy Jul 21, 2021

Great card with careful packaging and quick shipping.

Amy Jul 21, 2021

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Emily Jul 13, 2020

I love the card and am so excited to give it my friend! Super fast shipping. The personal touches and handwritten note absolutely made my day! Will definitely purchase from this shop again!

Emily Jul 13, 2020

SiyoBoutique
SiyoBoutique ·

Bowie, Maryland

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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6k sales
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9 years on Etsy
Tyler
1 shop member

Typically responds within a few hours

Typically responds within a few hours

Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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