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Lazy shirt, lazy guy gift, My couch is calling I must go, Hilarious shirts for Hilarious people 362

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Highlights

  • Designed by PorpoiseTees

  • Materials: Cotton

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My couch is calling I must go

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Sizing

S = 28" body length x 18" chest
M = 29" body length x 20" chest
L = 30" body length x 22" chest

XL = 31" body length x 24" chest 

2XL = 32" body length x 26" chest 

3XL = 33" body length x 28" chest 

4XL = 34" body length x 30" chest
5XL = 35" body length x 32" chest

Tees are preshrunk but allow for a slight shrinkage if you tumble dry. The colors displayed may vary due different computer or mobile display settings. Ink color on the tees can not be changed.

***Please note 4XL and 5XL Colors
If you choose a different color other then the ones listed below we will contact you and have to wait until you choose a different color.

4XL
Black
Cardinal Red
Chocolate
Gold
Maroon
Military Green
Red
Royal Blue

5XL
Black
Cardinal Red
Red
Royal Blue

  • Order today to get by Jun 29-Jul 9
  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
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  • Ships from: Canada

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Reviews for this item

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100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Tracey Dec 22, 2024

I’m giving it as a Christmas gift to my boyfriend. It’s very nice quality, thicker Tshirt material.

Tracey Dec 22, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Dec 13, 2018

got exactly as shown in the description

Etsy buyer Dec 13, 2018

PorpoiseTees
Emily Swanton
PorpoiseTees ·

Georgina, Canada

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