Good Luck with Vasectomy greeting card for vasectomy

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: paper, ink

You won't find anything like this in the greeting card aisle at your local store.
Vasectomies are pretty normal nowadays, unless you want to have 15 kids. Which, hey, no judgment here. But most people tend to cap the # of offspring around 2-3. One method for doing so is a vasectomy. But these are usually conducted clandestinely, as an outpatient procedure in the doctor's office. Well, not anymore! It's time to celebrate vasectomies! You now get to bone, condom-free, as often as you'd like, and you won't risk getting anyone pregnant (probably... these things aren't 100% you know). What's not to celebrate? Whether you're the wife wishing her hubby well or the friend of the dude getting it done, who he will now wish he hadn't told, this greeting card is the perfect way to with someone well with their vasectomy.

Here's what it says:

Front: (image of hand holding scissors)
Inside: Best of luck with your vasectomy!

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17 shop reviews

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5 out of 5 stars

Karen Heggie Jan 26, 2019

5 out of 5 stars

My husband had a good laugh with his vasectomy card! Thank you

Sarah Fahlman Feb 3, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Bought this for a friend going through solo fertility, and she got pregnant on first go. I’m not saying this was a magic card, but I also can’t say that it isn’t…

Leigh Mar 31, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Arrived fast and was perfect!

Lindsey Minton Nov 4, 2021