Absolutely, I love partnering with retailers for wholesale orders! You can easily shop my collection at inanutshellstudio.faire.com for a seamless experience. Prefer a more personal touch? Just send me your purchase order, and I’ll whip up an invoice to kick things off. Let’s create something amazing together!

Can you add a note inside?

Yes! I’d love to include a special note in your order! Just pop your desired message (handwritten or printed) in the Note to Seller field at checkout at no extra charge. Heads-up: this may add an extra day to shipping. If I’m sending it directly to your recipient, please double-check that their address is in the shipping details. Let’s make it extra thoughtful!

How long does shipping take?

Orders are packed with care and sent out within 1-2 business days. For US folks, USPS typically delivers in 2-5 business days, depending on your location and the shipping option you pick at checkout. Want it faster? Go for Priority Mail! Or, if FedEx is your thing, just select that at checkout. Can’t wait for you to get your goodies!

I checked tracking on my order and the status hasn't changed. What's going on?

No worries! USPS tracking can take up to 24 hours to update. For the latest info, try checking directly on usps.com by entering your tracking number in their search box. It’s often more current than Etsy’s updates. Occasionally, USPS skips a scan, but your package is still on its way. Once it’s marked "out for delivery," it should arrive within 1 business day (weekends and holidays don’t count). If it’s still missing after that, just reach out, and I’ll help sort it out!

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You have to enter the coupon code into the COUPON CODE FIELD at cart/checkout in order for the discount to be applied. Etsy does not automatically apply discounts.

I need a card by a certain date. Will it get here in time?

I'm currently shipping out orders received today within 1-2 business days. Standard shipping can take USPS 2-5 business days to deliver to you. Choose Priority Mail shipping at checkout for delivery in 1-3 business days. For better shipping estimates, go to https://m.usps.com/m/PricesCalculate and enter your Ship To zip code. My Ship From zip code is 91354. Enter "Package" for shipping type and "3 oz" for weight. It should tell you the Priority Mail delivery date. Just holler if you need help with this.

Do you ship internationally?

I'm currently shipping to select countries by request due to parcels getting lost in the mail.

Do you do custom cards?

Unfortunately I’m unable to create custom cards at this time. Try searching “Custom Greeting Card” on Etsy and you’ll find many Etsy sellers who can do this for you :)

I checked tracking on USPS and it's not showing up. Help!

If you ordered 1-3 cards, your order was shipped via Pitney Bowes tracking which can be tracked at https://parcelsapp.com/en/carriers/pitney-bowes . If the tracking number starts with "00," this is a Pitney Bowes tracking number.

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Funny Birthday Card. Sarcastic Birthday Card. Rude Birthday Card. Snarky Birthday Card. Cheeky Birthday Card. Countdown To Death 219

Name: Funny Birthday Card. Sarcastic Birthday Card. Rude Birthday Card. Snarky Birthday Card. Cheeky Birthday Card. Countdown To Death 219
Brand: InANutshellStudio
SKU: 614120871
Price: 5.50 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (28 reviews)

Price:$5.50

InANutshellStudio

Arrives soon! Get it by Nov 17-23 if you order today

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Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.

Highlights

Designed by InANutshellStudio
Materials: ink, heavyweight bright white matte cardstock, kraft envelope, rigid mailer, clear sleeve, chipboard

5"x7" folded greeting card reads, "And the countdown to death continues... Happy Birthday!"
- Printed on heavyweight bright white matte cardstock
- Ships within 1 business day in a clear sleeve with matching envelope and protected with chipboard.
- It's blank inside, but if you'd like me to handwrite/print a note inside for you, just let me know what you'd like me to write/print in the NOTE TO SELLER FIELD at checkout and I'd be happy to do it!

A NOTE ABOUT SHIPPING: If ordering 1-3 cards, they will be shipped via the least expensive way by Etsy by default, which is Pitney Bowes via USPS mail. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout (shown after you add payment info). USPS is fickle, but typically takes 3-5 business days. I ship from CA. From my experience with USPS, expect delivery to be on the later side of delivery window if you are not on the west coast.

OMG use the bundle packs and pay less per card! https://www.etsy.com/shop/InANutshellStudio?section_id=36943386

If ordering 4+ cards, tracking will be included and your order will be shipped in a bubble mailer with protective chipboard.

♻️ I ship with recycled, recyclable, biodegradable (paper), or repurposed/reused shipping materials. ♻️

☛ See other BIRTHDAY CARDS here:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/InANutshellStudio?section_id=17993479

☛ Back to my shop: http://inanutshellstudio.etsy.com

☛ All monitors are different, thus monitor colors vary greatly. Colors may appear slightly different once printed vs what you see on screen.

Design © In A Nutshell Studio

Funny Birthday Card. Sarcastic Birthday Card. Rude Birthday Card. Snarky Birthday Card. Cheeky Birthday Card. And the countdown to death continues 219

Order today to get by Nov 17-23
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Ships from: Valencia, CA

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Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Love it Fast shipping Great quality

4.8

(28 reviews)

5.0 Item quality

4.4 Shipping

5.0 Customer service

100% Buyers recommend

5 This item

Paula Sep 6, 2025

Happy with my purchase came quickly too

Paula Sep 6, 2025

4 This item

Jessica Sep 19, 2024

Loved the card but shipping took a long time considering location of shipment wasn't that far away. Lucky it came before the actual date I needed it by, but barely.

Jessica Sep 19, 2024