Guaranteed delivery by Halloween if you order before October 20th!

I've always been a firm believer in the Loch Ness Monster. Maybe it's because she's always been my favorite monster. So mysterious! I've made this suit as a tribute to this noble and formidable beast.

It's a full body suit, including an extra long neck and head attached to the hood. The neck is supported by wire, so it won't flop down and blind you when you're out terrorizing the occupants of the local pool. The arms are flippers, but with hand holes in them (cause you've gotta be able to hold your pina colada somehow). The whole suit is made of really durable felt, and an extra strong zipper so your shenanigans won't destroy it. I rolled down a giant sand dune in the prototype and it still looks brand new.

The length of the sleeves, pant legs and torso are customizable. Just make sure to send me your measurements when you order. Since this suit is made to your particular measurements it will take 10 to 14 days to create it and get it on its way to you.

The felt I use is eco-friendly, and made from recycled plastic bottles. Technology! These monsters may destroy civilization, but they won't destroy the earth.

Check my other listings for the kid's version of this suit! I also offer a discount if you order yours and your Tiny Terror's together!

You can see this suit in action on the United Airlines in flight safety video!