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Funny Dirty Birthday Scratch Off Card | Adult Humor Card for Him | Inappropriate Birthday Gift | Scratch to Reveal Surprise Card

Price:$5.00

Arrives soon! Get it by Oct 20-28 if you order today
Oct 20-28

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This funny dirty birthday scratch off card is a unique and slightly inappropriate way to surprise him, featuring a scratch to reveal message that makes it the perfect adult humor gift for a boyfriend, husband, or friend

What You’ll Receive:
• One professionally printed greeting card
• One kraft envelope
• Packaged carefully to protect during transit

Card Details:
• Professionally printed on premium heavy cardstock
• A2 size card – 5.5" x 4.25"
• Blank inside for you to add your own personal message

Shipping Options:
USPS Letter Mail - To keep shipping affordable, cards are shipped using USPS letter mail with Etsy tracking,
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Shipping upgrades are available at checkout:
• USPS Ground Advantage
• USPS Priority Mail

Processing Time
• Orders are processed and shipped within 1–3 business days

Bulk Discounts
Planning to buy more than one card? Save with our bundle discounts:
• Buy 2 cards and save 20% with code SAVE20
• Buy 3 cards and save 30% with code SAVE30
• Free US shipping on orders $35+

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Reviews for this item

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4.9

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(921 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
4.9 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
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Jewell Sep 23, 2026

It’s perfect! Thanks so much.

Jewell Sep 23, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Allyson Aug 5, 2026

Perfect card he loved it

Allyson Aug 5, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Cassandra Dec 27, 2022

Perfect for my fiancé! He loved it and laughed hysterically.

Cassandra Dec 27, 2022

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Dec 2, 2022

Husband thought it was funny, perfect card.

Etsy buyer Dec 2, 2022

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