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Rude Birthday Card for Her "One Year Older Still A Bitch" Funny Sarcastic Best Friend Birthday Gift, Sister Cousin Bestie Card IN247

InANutshellStudio  
Arrives soon! Get it by 22-28 Jul if you order today
22-28 Jul

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Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, dispatched on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.

Highlights

  • Designed by InANutshellStudio
  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
  • Materials: heavyweight bright white matte cardstock, red envelope, clear protective sleeve, chipboard, rigid mailer

5"x7" folded greeting card reads, "One year older. Still a bitch."
- Printed on heavyweight bright white matte cardstock
- Ships within 1 business day in a clear sleeve with matching envelope and protected with chipboard.
- It's blank inside, but if you'd like me to handwrite/print a note inside for you, just let me know what you'd like me to write/print in the NOTE TO SELLER FIELD at checkout and I'd be happy to do it!

A NOTE ABOUT SHIPPING: If ordering 1-3 cards, they will be shipped via the least expensive way by Etsy by default, which is Pitney Bowes via USPS mail. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout (shown after you add payment info). USPS is fickle, but typically takes 3-5 business days. I ship from CA. From my experience with USPS, expect delivery to be on the later side of delivery window if you are not on the west coast.

This funny birthday cards selection includes a rude birthday card perfect for a best friend birthday celebration, offering a sarcastic birthday vibe that's ideal as a card for her with a touch of humor. It's suitable for a girlfriend birthday or as a sister birthday card, and it works well as a bestie birthday card or funny card for her during a special occasion. The design also fits a bitchy birthday card style for those who appreciate edginess, making it a great friend birthday card option or funny birthday gift, and even a cousin birthday card to share laughs with family.

☛ See other birthday cards here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/InANutshellStudio?ref=hdr_shop_menu§ion_id=17993479

☛ All monitors are different, thus monitor colors vary greatly. Colors may appear slightly different once printed vs what you see on screen.

Design © In A Nutshell Studio.

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Colleen 04 May, 2026

So cute! Love to give a card with thoughtfulness but also, in jest.

Colleen 04 May, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Amanda 04 May, 2026

Such a perfect card for my sister's birthday,we always call eachother names as a form of saying hi 😂 thank you!

Amanda 04 May, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Angela 14 Feb, 2026

Love the card, my cousin is going to love it

Angela 14 Feb, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Kaylee 23 Sept, 2022

Purchased this card for my sister; it matches out banter perfectly.

Kaylee 23 Sept, 2022

InANutshellStudio
InANutshellStudio ·

California, United States

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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108.2k sales
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13 years on Etsy
Marichiel Boudwin
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Typically responds within a few hours

Typically responds within a few hours

Smooth dispatch Has a history of dispatching on time with tracking.

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Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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Listed on 18 Jul, 2026