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Do you know someone getting older (hi, Mom!), you know, to the age where they may accidentally pee themselves? We'll all get there someday as we get older. Wish your mom or grandma a happy birthday with this funny birthday card. Make their day and send this funny birthday card to your mom, friend, parents, or anyone in your life that would appreciate a laugh about this common side effect of aging!

[ WORDS ]

Front: I would like to give you a funny birthday card, but at this age there's a good chance you'll pee yourself.
Inside: blank

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[ THE CARD ]

- A2 card = 4.25” x 5.5”
- Professionally printed on bright white 130lb. matte card stock (Read: it’s heavy weight! You are getting your money’s worth)
- Includes bright white envelope


[ SHIPPING ]

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All orders will ship via USPS via First Class Mail. You may upgrade for a fee, upon checkout, to USPS Priority Mail for even faster service (which also includes tracking and packaged in a bubble mailer). Please remember, orders take 1-2 business days to process and package, and then add on a few days for shipping. I’m pretty quick, and usually get orders out the next weekday.

Please note, Spade Stationery will not be responsible for any orders that are delayed, damaged, or lost in the mail by USPS. They have still not recovered from the pandemic and orders can be slow or get lost easily. Please reach out with any questions as we are always happy to help!


[ PLEASE NOTE ]

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