• May include: A white embroidery hoop with a black cross-stitch design that reads "NOT TODAY SATAN". The design is surrounded by four yellow and blue flowers with green stems.
  • May include: A white embroidery hoop with the phrase "Not Today Satan" stitched in black thread. The hoop is decorated with four blue and yellow flowers.
  • May include: White embroidery hoop with the phrase "Not Today Satan" stitched in black thread. The hoop is decorated with green vines and yellow and blue flowers.
  • May include: White embroidery hoop with black text that reads "NOT TODAY SATAN" with green vines and blue and yellow flowers on either side.
  • May include: A white embroidery hoop with a black cross-stitch design that reads "NOT TODAY SATAN". The design is surrounded by four yellow and blue flowers with green stems.
  • May include: A white embroidery hoop with the phrase "Not Today Satan" stitched in black thread. The hoop is decorated with four blue and yellow flowers.
  • May include: White embroidery hoop with the phrase "Not Today Satan" stitched in black thread. The hoop is decorated with green vines and yellow and blue flowers.
  • May include: White embroidery hoop with black text that reads "NOT TODAY SATAN" with green vines and blue and yellow flowers on either side.
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beginner Cross stitch pattern, funny Christmas gift, Subversive wall art hanging, diy modern

4StitchesAndGiggles  
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“This was a super fun and easy cross stitch! I used a different blue--- one that I already had in stock-- but everything else I followed.”

Ashley

Feb 5, 2022

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Alyson Oct 27, 2025

Beautiful cross-stitch! Easy to read pattern, easy download instructions. Definitely recommend!!

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Ashley Feb 5, 2022

This was a super fun and easy cross stitch! I used a different blue--- one that I already had in stock-- but everything else I followed.

Ashley Feb 5, 2022

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Martha Aug 13, 2019

I love the with and cleverness of the creator of this pattern I am returning to counted crossstitch after many years. Laughing at this artist's wit makes my day. The patterns are easy the decipher, which is so helpful. Plus the seller makes sure to provide them promply. Recommended.

Martha Aug 13, 2019

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May include: A white embroidery hoop with a black cross-stitch design that reads "NOT TODAY SATAN". The design is surrounded by four yellow and blue flowers with green stems.

Listing is for a fun and easy diy beginner cross stitch pattern wall art hanging.

Enjoy a modern take on a classic past time with our funny and subversive Not today Satan cross stitch pattern. Great Christmas white elephant gift, housewarming gift, Mother's or Father's day present, or just for that snarky person in your life.

Instant download Comes in both pdf and word format.
323 stitches
45 x 40 work area, or 3.5 x 3.5 inches
Fits 4 inch hoop
14 count Aida fabric white

beginner Cross stitch pattern, mothers day gift, Subversive cross stitch, funny cross stitch, diy modern, moms day gift, grandma, aunt,

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