Garden Gnome Flipping The Bird, Concrete Rude Garden Gnomes for Sale

Name: Garden Gnome Flipping The Bird, Concrete Rude Garden Gnomes for Sale
Brand: PhenomeGNOME
SKU: 69013440
Price: 79.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (5372 reviews)

PhenomeGNOME

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Handmade
Materials: concrete, outdoor paint, sealer

Garden Gnome Giving The Finger - Looking for a Gnome Flipping the bird? PhenomeGNOME is pleased to present this brand new rude little lawn gnome. Although he claims he is just making a nice perch for the little birdie on his shoulder to land on -- I think we know differently ;) (Wink Wink)

❤ This concrete garden gnome is a "life size" 5" Tall x 3" Wide

❤ He weighs in at just over a pound of solid concrete before packaging - no worries about him blowing over in the wind :)

❤ This item is exclusive to my shop only - you will not find this concrete statue anywhere else on the planet :) He also has a brother -- who is just as rude -- "mooning his bare bottom" at anyone and everyone!

❤ Handcrafted with my own special blend of concrete & strengthening components resulting in a very strong, durable all weather material

❤ Hand painted in vintage style (gray & white) with special outdoor safe paints made specifically for garden statues.

❤ Waterproofed with cement sealer & sprayed with several coats of a special outdoor UV-Resistant clear acrylic.

❤ If you choose to display your statue outside, it is perfectly normal for the sun and other elements to put normal wear and tear on it. Any type of painted statue (concrete, resin or ceramic) sitting in direct sunlight is likely to fade faster than one placed in a shady spot. If you live in a climate where there are freezing temperatures -- be advised you may want to bring your statues indoors for the winter months.

❤ This listing is for the "Finger Saluting Gnome" only - his rude brothers are listed separately :)

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I'm so sorry for the confusion! I do not put this on my listings -- this is done randomly by the Etsy system and I have no control over it. Etsy is trying new "tests" telling people to "hurry" -- there are "only one or two left", etc. It makes it really difficult for those of us who have all made to order items.

My statues are not mass produced, they are made when ordered & completed in the order that payment was received. Shipping time frames are clearly posted on each listing.

I used to ship Internationally however, I found it just too stressful for many reasons; items getting lost or damaged, people not willing to pay customs fees, items getting stuck in customs, people leaving bad feedback because of shipping time delays, the list is endless. AND due to the strict EU shipping regulations that do not protect me as a Seller -- I do not have my shop set up to do any International shipping at this time.