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Congratulations On Your New Boobs, Boob Job Congratulations Card, New Boobs Card, Funny Surgery Card, New Boobies Card, Boob Job Card

Name: Congratulations On Your New Boobs, Boob Job Congratulations Card, New Boobs Card, Funny Surgery Card, New Boobies Card, Boob Job Card
Brand: TheLaughingSloth
SKU: 694387698
Price: 5.63 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (44 reviews)

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Designed by TheLaughingSloth
Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
Materials: Card, Ink

Congratulations on your new boobs card. The perfect card for someone who has just got a cracking new pair of boobies!

It's made from recyclable materials and is eco friendly, so it's great for anyone who wants to celebrate in a sustainable way.

This card can be personalised with a name! If you'd like the card personalised, add a name to the personalisation box, if you leave it blank, you'll receive the card in the second photo with no personalisation.

💛 PRODUCT DETAILS 💛

• Digitally illustrated and printed by me in my small home studio in the UK
• Printed on matte white 300gsm high quality FSC approved card
• Card is A6 size (approx. 148 x 105 mm)
• Blank inside
• Includes a 100% recycled brown fleck Kraft envelope
• Every greeting card is printed to order

• If you choose to have a message printed inside, please check spelling etc. Your message will be copied and pasted. If you have chosen to have the card sent directly to the recipient, please ensure you enter their delivery address at the checkout stage. The card will be sent to them inside the brown kraft envelope.

🌱 PACKAGING 🌱

• Cards are placed inside their envelope and then posted in a hard back outer envelope. Plastic free, yay!!
• Outer hard back envelope is made from 80% recycled material and 20% organic materials. They are completely recyclable, biodegradable and compostable!
• The card, envelope and packaging are all recyclable because great cards don't have to cost the earth!

💌 DELIVERY INFO 💌

Orders are dispatched next working day (sometimes same day where possible!)

Please note; Royal Mail can take up to 10 working days to deliver (not including weekends, public holidays, etc). If you require your card quickly, please consider upgrading postage. I CANNOT gurantee delivery dates on standard 2nd or 1st class.

Items are not classed as lost until then so refunds or replacements will not be possible before that time has passed.

Please also note that Etsy's estimated delivery date is NOT guaranteed, nor is it normally accurate. This is something we as a business have no control over as we do not set this date.

View more of our birthday cards here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/TheLaughingSloth?ref=seller-platform-mcnav§ion_id=21201410

All designs remain the property of The Laughing Sloth ©TheLaughingSloth

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Returns & exchanges not accepted
Cost to ship: $16.23
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