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This adorable keychain makes such a cute and funny gift!

You can personalize the backside if you wish! Just choose if you would like to in drop down menu. If you choose to personalize the back side, please write what you would like in the Personalization section.

You can add a bottle opener to this keychain if you wish! Just choose it from the drop down menu!

This listing is for one keychain! Please be sure to chose the correct number of keychains you would like in the drop down menu.

This keychain ship same day or next day!! Free shipping in USA on orders over $35!

These are made from maple plywood and include stainless steel rings!

This comes in a bag, ready to give!

Please message me if you have any questions or would like a custom order! Thank you!

All of my items are shipped in discrete packaging!!! There are no markings on the outside of the package. And even my return address says "PI" instead of Pretty Inappropriate.
You can UPGRADE shipping in checkout process. Everything ships USPS. Shipping times typically are

Standard 2-6 business days (not guaranteed)
Priority 1-4 business days (not guaranteed)
Express 1-2 business days (guaranteed)

International Standard shipping times vary depending on the country. Canada is typically 2-3 weeks, while UK is more in the 3-4 week range, and Australia is 4-5 weeks. Plan for at least a month of travel if you are in an international country, sometimes more. Please be patient as it takes time to go through customs.

If you are purchasing a bedroom item that is traveling to a more conservative country where items like these are banned, please note that these usually get returned to me and probably will not make it.

International Priority takes 6-10 business days (I just added this option and I haven't vetted how well USPS actually does on this, if usually on time or not.)

If you are ordering something with CUSTOMIZATION please double check what you are writing in as I will create it as it is typed. If you have a typo in the personalization, the replacement will be at your cost. :)

Also please double check your address is correct and complete. If an item is shipped to an address that was typed in incorrectly, a reship will be done at your cost.