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The Early Bird Can Have The Worm shirt -worms are gross -mornings are dumb, night owl shirt

Price:$14.95

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  • Designed by CloneThing
  • Ships from Michigan! Shorter shipping distances are kinder to the planet

Night owls who think worms are gross will appreciate the Early Bird Can Have The Worm shirt, featuring a playful anti-morning message. It is a comfortable, durable everyday tee for anyone who would rather stay up late than greet the sunrise.

- The shirt is made from 5.3 oz., 100% US cotton with a 20/1 construction.
- Its classic fit includes a seamless body, classic width, and rib collar for a familiar everyday shape.
- Taped neck and shoulders add comfort and durability, while the tear-away label is transitioning to recycled material.
- The design is professionally screen printed or made with heat transfer vinyl instead of a cheap iron-on decal.
- Six Shirt Size/Style variations are available, with unisex sizes from S through 3X.
- Unisex chest measurements range from 18 to 28 inches, and lengths range from 28 to 33 inches; please compare these measurements with a favorite shirt before ordering.
- This made-to-order shirt is prepared within 2–5 days, and custom requests are welcome through the shop.

Sizing information and shirt details are provided to help you select the right option for your night-owl wardrobe.

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  • Ships from: Jackson, MI

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Ryan Mar 11, 2024

Awesome product with great service.

Ryan Mar 11, 2024

CloneThing
CloneThing ·

Jackson, Michigan

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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6.9k sales
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12 years on Etsy
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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

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Listed on Jul 14, 2026